borrower

A borrower is a small person ,about 2 inches tall, who lives in the walls of humans and borrows things that they need to survive. If they are seen by said human, they must leave that house and find a new host.

Dude1: dude, have you seen insert object of little importance here ?
Dude2: yo, maybe a borrower took it
Borrower: I can indeed confirm that.
Both dudes: dude...

by Tricky kitten 13 October 25, 2019

borrower

a tiny, sentient humanoid being usually growing to about 3 1/2 inches or 8.89 cm. they can have serval different mutations, such as the mouse borrower, bird borrower, or even cat borrower. these mutations usually result with the most useful part of the animal being combined with the humanoid features of the borrower. borrowers are most commonly found in the walls and under the floors in houses, however they can also live in small forests, and burrows. they can eat a variety of things, much like any human would be able to. borrowers tend to live in small groups as to best avoid predators, such as humans, cats, foxes, ect.

the borrower looked up at the enormous human and locked eyes with it.

by Zelda1410 April 16, 2023

grand theft borrower

A term used to describe a person who continually tries to borrow money but has no actual intention of ever paying the money back although prior to receiving the loan they will say anything under the sun to convince the lender that they will get their money back. Once the loan is made, the grand theft borrower will intentionally avoid the matter.

Big John's cousin advised him that she needed $300 to fix her car and promised that she would no doubt pay him back by the end of the week. When Big John saw her at the nail shop two weeks later, he realized his cousin was a grand theft borrower and he was screwed.

by Sacramento Solon December 20, 2016

dutch borrower

A person who takes your things from you and never returns them.

That Jake Persoon is such a dutch borrower, I let him use my netflix account, but he still hasn't paid me the 15 dollars he owes me for it.

by derpmax November 29, 2010

zombie borrower

A person with a loan (or mortgage), who hasn't been able to pay the instalments on time. In such case the bank may or may not change the conditions of the repayment to slightly more favourable ones. Because the borrower might not be able to pay back the loan, the loan contract is half dead. Like a zombie.

Bank employee 1: I don't get you, is this a risky loan, or is the guy paying the instalments on time?
Bank employee 2: He has barely paid any instalment on time, he is a proper zombie borrower.

by Grivio July 1, 2011

I borrowed your back brush

A joke. When overnighting at a friend/girlfriend's place and you bathe or shower the next morning,you inform your host that you took the liberty of using their back brush.In most cases,the host will advise you that they don't own a back brush. You then ask,"Well,what is that loop-shaped brush in the container on the bathroom floor?" After they quit laughing,they'll say,"That's the fuckin' toilet brush,dumbass!" Guaranteed giggles every time.

Hey darlin',I hope you don't mind,but,I borrowed your back brush. It was a slice of heaven.

by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

Bacon Borrowed

When you "borrow" something edible/consumable without someone's permission, that probably, won't be missed, with no intention of ever, ever, giving it back.

Where did you guys get all these jello shots?

We bacon borrowed them from Hogtown last weekend when we visited them.

by AssTek November 27, 2012