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padJacked 

When you lose control of your iPad by someone without an iPad who constantly asks you to look up something on the web, while you are surfing.
OMG, my husband padJacked me while I was trying to look at my favorite site.
Words you can keep
Pilot slang. Being unable to take one's eyes off a target(enemy aircraft, escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.
Billy : ''Hey Johny, come and watch the game with us over here''
Johny: ''No way dude, I padlocked Ginger''

Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''
padlocked by goldenb0y February 23, 2008

Padlocked Hipster 

When someone with a padlock walks up to a unsuspecting hipster with large tunnel plugs and locks it into their ear, and runs like fuck
We should go do a Padlocked hipster
Padlocked Hipster by M/L/E March 6, 2011
When a pop singer makes a reference to an iconic singer or song to add value to their song.
Miley Cyrus totally popjacked Jay-z in her single Party in the USA
popjacked by GudLdr October 3, 2015
When you are wearing your pajamas and a jacket at the same time.
Kaci was wearing her pajacket outside because it was cold and she was to lazy to put on other clothes.
pajacket by Kaci spacy December 10, 2008
Cockblocking on a more extreme and personal level.
David likes marks sister. david plans too make an advance on his sister when mark tells him that dave his best friend. In this way Mark has cockblocked dave on a more extreme personal level. (padlocked)
Padlocked by the padlocked boy June 12, 2010

penjacked 

when a borrower of one of your pens (or pencils) neglects to return to you your pen, either mistakenly or on purpose.
Dude, I totally got penjacked by that asshole I lent my pen to in chem the other day!
penjacked by Alex Dres November 8, 2007
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