1. Your cock returns to its original shape after being stretched or
twisted in a particularly nasty fashion.
2. You
pull too
hard and your dick rips apart.
1.
Person 1: Okay, honey, you can open your eyes now.
Person 2:
Jesus,
love, what've you done to it?!
Person 1: Relax. Pop a Stretch Armstrong; you'll be fine.
2.
Person 1: Where's Gin?
Person 2: Emergency room.
Person 1: WTF?
Person 2: Yeah, he popped a Stretch Armstrong.
Person 1:
Jesus.
Person 2: Yeah.