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A popa John 

When a steaming hot pizza is forcefully placed in an unsuspecting victim's pants.

Using Pizza with the intention of scorching genitals.
Josh pissed me off so i took my pizza and poppa john'ed him
A popa John by Nick April 12, 2006

Pop a Stretch Armstrong 

1. Your cock returns to its original shape after being stretched or twisted in a particularly nasty fashion.

2. You pull too hard and your dick rips apart.
1.

Person 1: Okay, honey, you can open your eyes now.
Person 2: Jesus, love, what've you done to it?!
Person 1: Relax. Pop a Stretch Armstrong; you'll be fine.

2.

Person 1: Where's Gin?
Person 2: Emergency room.
Person 1: WTF?
Person 2: Yeah, he popped a Stretch Armstrong.
Person 1: Jesus.
Person 2: Yeah.

pop a perc and catch a feel

take an edible and do something silly.
also a reference to a line in motorsport by migos.

pop a 40 and check your rollies 

β€œYo Yo Yo Yo! Pop a 40 and check your rollies! It’s Cryme time! BROOKLYN! BROOKLYN!”

Pop a mentos on a nigga 

1. To beat a niggas ass

2. To bust a nut on a nigga

pop a socket 

The result of over-enthusiastic weight training or body-building. When you just had to do that extra rep at 250 pounds but should have known better, and pop your shoulder out of its socket as a result.
Jason: "No. I'm OK! I can do one more rep!"
Pete: "Jason, that's 36 stone you're pressing!
Jason: "I'm OK! I can do it. Hnnnnnggghhhhahhhhrrrgggg!"
Pete: "What ? What's the matter???!!!!??"
Jason: "Sheeee-it! My shoulders!"
Pete: "That's the way to pop a socket!"
pop a socket by Pedrosa von Beagle September 8, 2006