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A popa John
When a steaming hot pizza is forcefully placed in an unsuspecting victim's pants.
Using Pizza with the intention of scorching genitals.
Using Pizza with the intention of scorching genitals.
A popa John by Nick April 12, 2006
Pop a Stretch Armstrong
1. Your cock returns to its original shape after being stretched or twisted in a particularly nasty fashion.
2. You pull too hard and your dick rips apart.
2. You pull too hard and your dick rips apart.
1.
Person 1: Okay, honey, you can open your eyes now.
Person 2: Jesus, love, what've you done to it?!
Person 1: Relax. Pop a Stretch Armstrong; you'll be fine.
2.
Person 1: Where's Gin?
Person 2: Emergency room.
Person 1: WTF?
Person 2: Yeah, he popped a Stretch Armstrong.
Person 1: Jesus.
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Okay, honey, you can open your eyes now.
Person 2: Jesus, love, what've you done to it?!
Person 1: Relax. Pop a Stretch Armstrong; you'll be fine.
2.
Person 1: Where's Gin?
Person 2: Emergency room.
Person 1: WTF?
Person 2: Yeah, he popped a Stretch Armstrong.
Person 1: Jesus.
Person 2: Yeah.
Pop a Stretch Armstrong by Gel-filled action figure September 8, 2010
pop a perc and catch a feel
pop a perc and catch a feel by vye brater July 8, 2023
pop a 40 and check your rollies
pop a 40 and check your rollies by Smeedwaiigon January 15, 2024
Pop a Midol and relax
A term used in response to a person that is overly hysterical and emotional, often about something very minor or pointless. It is meant to imply the person is emotionally unstable.
Midol is an analgesic typically used for menstrual cramping. While the medicines within can be used for other pains, Midol is typically marketed for such, so the fact that someone would imply one needs a Midol is that one is acting overly emotional like they are a hysterical woman in too much pain from cramps that they cannot think straight. Despite its gendered origins, it's often said to men, with the added implication that the man is completely unable to think rationally.
Midol is an analgesic typically used for menstrual cramping. While the medicines within can be used for other pains, Midol is typically marketed for such, so the fact that someone would imply one needs a Midol is that one is acting overly emotional like they are a hysterical woman in too much pain from cramps that they cannot think straight. Despite its gendered origins, it's often said to men, with the added implication that the man is completely unable to think rationally.
Bob: Did you hear what Trump did today? He called a female reporter a dumbass?
Jack: Bob, pop a Midol and relax.
Jack: Bob, pop a Midol and relax.
Pop a Midol and relax by MJM1985 June 6, 2026
Pop a mentos on a nigga
Pop a mentos on a nigga by Shadow Boi April 9, 2018
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