poovee

To pee, poop, and vomit all at the same time in response to a horrific event/action/person. If extremely awful, see pooveriod, to pee, poop, vomit, and have one's period.

Jake: Did you see Beth's facebook status about the value of frirendship?

Cathy: Yeah, Poovee.

by Swingle February 2, 2010

poovenir

The splattered or streaked 'reminders' one leaves behind after flushing the toilet.

Me: "Hey sweetheart, I gotta run but, I left you a 'poovenir' of my Mexican lunch in the restroom. You can thank me later."
Sweetheart: Aaaahhhh....you say the sweetest things!

by Bryan Gilbreath August 27, 2009

Poopee

Having a poo and a pee at the same time.

Example...

Guy #1: Dude, I totally need a number 1 and 2 on the toilet...

Guy #2: Oh, you mean 'poopee.'

by Reddyyyy October 26, 2010

Poovery

A poofters submission to carnal urges where upon abhorrant physical acts that Lucifer himself would heave at are performed on a member(s) of the same gender.

Encumbered by a sling, Olympian Daley Tom's husband, Oscar Fistorious, cut a sorry figure in the dock where he stood trial on multiple counts of poovery. Including, actual/grevious bodily poovery, wreckless poovery, poovery whilst under the influence (PUI), poovery without consent and numerous counts of hate poovery.

The 'Brick dust in the Vaseline' trail was suspended after the entire courthouse was excused on humanitarian grounds, triggering a deafening stampede for the exits following presentation of Exhibit A.

by Herbie Dongsporran October 20, 2021

poolee

A person who has completed and passed the physical, moral and mental exam for the military and is in the delayed entry program (D.E.P.) for any branch of the Armed Forces. Poolees have already signed their military contract, have took the oath of enlistment and have sworn into their respective branch. Generally a poolee may stay in the D.E.P. for up to one year and must stay qualified and contact their recruiters weekly. Most Poolees are required by their recruiters to attend classes and physical training once every other week.

After my 16 days as a poolee, I will ship out for MCRD Parris Island!

by av8er71408 July 22, 2007

Pookeepsie

pookeepsie poo-keep-see v.t. a word used to describe the willful act of self constipation, usually due to time constraints or unsanitary environments.

"Oh gosh, guess I need to pull a pookeepsie, I'm so late for work."

by Russ Putnam (WiiTodd) December 25, 2008

POOEE

An extra special form of "pooing"

It is ultimately the combination of when urinating and pooing at the same time.

A lot of the time it is shouted during the process of pooing and weeing at the same time in an exaggerated, high pitched voice.

Also used for insulting others in a friendly fashion

You are a massive POOEE!

by GLEWO October 20, 2010