To pee, poop, and vomit all at the same time in response to a horrific event/action/person. If extremely awful, see pooveriod, to pee, poop, vomit, and have one's period.
Jake: Did you seeBeth's facebook status about the value of frirendship?
The splattered or streaked 'reminders' one leaves behind after flushing the toilet.
Me: "Hey sweetheart, I gotta run but, I left you a 'poovenir' of my Mexican lunch in the restroom. You can thank me later."
Sweetheart: Aaaahhhh....you say the sweetest things!
A poofters submission to carnal urges where upon abhorrant physical acts that Lucifer himself would heave at are performed on a member(s) of the same gender.
Encumbered by a sling, Olympian Daley Tom'shusband, Oscar Fistorious, cut a sorry figure in the dock where he stood trial on multiple counts of poovery. Including, actual/grevious bodily poovery, wreckless poovery, poovery whilst under the influence (PUI), poovery without consent and numerous counts of hate poovery.
The 'Brick dust in the Vaseline' trail was suspended after the entire courthouse was excused on humanitarian grounds, triggering a deafening stampede for the exits following presentation of Exhibit A.
A person who has completed and passed the physical, moral and mental exam for the military and is in the delayed entry program (D.E.P.) for any branch of the Armed Forces. Poolees have already signed their military contract, have took the oath of enlistment and have sworn into their respective branch. Generally a poolee may stay in the D.E.P. for up to one year and muststay qualified and contact their recruiters weekly. Most Poolees are required by their recruiters to attend classes and physical training once every other week.
After my 16 days as a poolee, I willship out for MCRD Parris Island!