pooves
pooves by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003
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Poofesure
An angry gamer that smashes things when losing a game for the millionth time, most notably, limited edition Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside.
Poofesure: *loses Wii game*
Poofesure: *screams at max volume* "ELISA YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!"
Poofesure: *smashes Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside*
Poofesure: *screams at max volume* "ELISA YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!"
Poofesure: *smashes Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside*
Poofesure by CrazyCockatoo2003 January 5, 2022
poovenir
Me: "Hey sweetheart, I gotta run but, I left you a 'poovenir' of my Mexican lunch in the restroom. You can thank me later."
Sweetheart: Aaaahhhh....you say the sweetest things!
Sweetheart: Aaaahhhh....you say the sweetest things!
poovenir by Bryan Gilbreath August 27, 2009
poolesville
A town in MoCo
A town so small, it is encompassed by the school zone of the High School.
Known as the Boondocks, perhaps the only boondocks where the houses go for upwards of close to a million
homocide rate of 1 (though we do have a crackhouse, now!)
Home of the Falcons, a mascot change severely contended by the rednecks who insist on wearing their old indians attire.
Still celebrates Poolesville day, a huge oart of the southern MD campaign trail
When, during Homecoming spirit week, there is a country western day, nothing in the school looks different
A very white school, but home to many racialy confused rich white kids
The football team is finally winning
The floors of the high school are made of asbestos. the ceilings are made of mold, the water of lead.
There is no swimming pool, basement, or calculus light at pville, no matter what Mr. Doherty tells you.
Everybody understands what "Jesus wouldve done his identities" means, as well as "factor factor factor!"
Jack Diamond's kids go to Pville
Home to Markoff's haunted forest, the ninth scariest haunted house in the US, according to AOL
A town so small, it is encompassed by the school zone of the High School.
Known as the Boondocks, perhaps the only boondocks where the houses go for upwards of close to a million
homocide rate of 1 (though we do have a crackhouse, now!)
Home of the Falcons, a mascot change severely contended by the rednecks who insist on wearing their old indians attire.
Still celebrates Poolesville day, a huge oart of the southern MD campaign trail
When, during Homecoming spirit week, there is a country western day, nothing in the school looks different
A very white school, but home to many racialy confused rich white kids
The football team is finally winning
The floors of the high school are made of asbestos. the ceilings are made of mold, the water of lead.
There is no swimming pool, basement, or calculus light at pville, no matter what Mr. Doherty tells you.
Everybody understands what "Jesus wouldve done his identities" means, as well as "factor factor factor!"
Jack Diamond's kids go to Pville
Home to Markoff's haunted forest, the ninth scariest haunted house in the US, according to AOL
"I was driving past the corn field today-" "which one?"
Nobody else has a clue what the hell a Selby's is
So I was driving through Poolesville today. It took me five minutes.
Nobody else has a clue what the hell a Selby's is
So I was driving through Poolesville today. It took me five minutes.
poolesville by LizPip November 3, 2006
Poovery
A poofters submission to carnal urges where upon abhorrant physical acts that Lucifer himself would heave at are performed on a member(s) of the same gender.
Encumbered by a sling, Olympian Daley Tom's husband, Oscar Fistorious, cut a sorry figure in the dock where he stood trial on multiple counts of poovery. Including, actual/grevious bodily poovery, wreckless poovery, poovery whilst under the influence (PUI), poovery without consent and numerous counts of hate poovery.
The 'Brick dust in the Vaseline' trail was suspended after the entire courthouse was excused on humanitarian grounds, triggering a deafening stampede for the exits following presentation of Exhibit A.
The 'Brick dust in the Vaseline' trail was suspended after the entire courthouse was excused on humanitarian grounds, triggering a deafening stampede for the exits following presentation of Exhibit A.
Poovery by Herbie Dongsporran October 20, 2021
poovert
Same as pervert but instead of being obsessed with porn, is obsessed with poo and all related stuff to poo.
poovert by Anna and Elli February 25, 2006
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