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pootono

Nicknames you give girls who poop a lot they crazy and have many boy problems might shit on you too!!
Oh hey look it’s pootono hopefully she ain’t gonna poop her panties
by mrgangshitsalot May 18, 2021
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Pootanology

The study of pootanas, devised by the community at large that were tired of fake ads and high pricing.
Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.
by Sixamenos October 6, 2019
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poonono

Poonono is an old vagina often with large muff. Age is 35-110.
oh shit I’m going to be sic after seeing that poonono
by Peter Pan47547 May 27, 2008
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Pootonium

Horrendous foul-smelling shit, often discovered after a curry or more often known as 'beer shits'. The smell of pootonium is highly toxic and should be avoided at all costs.
Dave: I wouldn't go in there for a while, I just dropped my guts.

Steve: Smells like some weapons-grade pootonium!
by likeakipper8 January 16, 2011
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protonostalgia

An emotion you feel when you are nostalgic for a time you were never alive in.
It is a proper subclass of nostalgia.
Protonostalgia is like when a chick is nostalgic for the time of pirates! Or, when a dude misses being a 16th century courtesan. It also happens when folks spend a lot of time wishing they could be Shakespeare's pal!
"Do you miss being a pirate? I miss being a pirate!"
by Dinosaur Comics August 8, 2007
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Pootooth

The act of taking a picture of ones poo on your phone, and then sending it, via bluetooth, to any indiscriminate person who happens to be unfortunate enough to have their bluetooth on at the time
"Wow, I just laid a huge brick, i'm gonna have to pootooth someone with that gem"

"Oh my god, I can't believe that, some random has just pootoothed me, that is disgusting!"
by TheSniffer1979 June 30, 2009
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Photonography

What you see through a camera but the camera doesnt take the photo nor does it make the picture. What you see on the other side of the camera is whats making the picture.

Using the word "photono"- derived by photos and photons. particle rays coming off what you see can creating the photo within. and "graphy" the art, work or study of something.
Hi, i am a photonographer, i specialized in photonography would you like a photo?
by Embodiment of oracular June 9, 2010
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