pootono
Nicknames you give girls who poop a lot they crazy and have many boy problems might shit on you too!!
pootono by mrgangshitsalot May 18, 2021
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Pootanology
The study of pootanas, devised by the community at large that were tired of fake ads and high pricing.
Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.
Pootanology by Sixamenos October 6, 2019
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poonono by Peter Pan47547 May 27, 2008
Pootonium
Horrendous foul-smelling shit, often discovered after a curry or more often known as 'beer shits'. The smell of pootonium is highly toxic and should be avoided at all costs.
Dave: I wouldn't go in there for a while, I just dropped my guts.
Steve: Smells like some weapons-grade pootonium!
Steve: Smells like some weapons-grade pootonium!
Pootonium by likeakipper8 January 16, 2011
protonostalgia
An emotion you feel when you are nostalgic for a time you were never alive in.
It is a proper subclass of nostalgia.
It is a proper subclass of nostalgia.
Protonostalgia is like when a chick is nostalgic for the time of pirates! Or, when a dude misses being a 16th century courtesan. It also happens when folks spend a lot of time wishing they could be Shakespeare's pal!
"Do you miss being a pirate? I miss being a pirate!"
"Do you miss being a pirate? I miss being a pirate!"
protonostalgia by Dinosaur Comics August 8, 2007
Pootooth
The act of taking a picture of ones poo on your phone, and then sending it, via bluetooth, to any indiscriminate person who happens to be unfortunate enough to have their bluetooth on at the time
"Wow, I just laid a huge brick, i'm gonna have to pootooth someone with that gem"
"Oh my god, I can't believe that, some random has just pootoothed me, that is disgusting!"
"Oh my god, I can't believe that, some random has just pootoothed me, that is disgusting!"
Pootooth by TheSniffer1979 June 30, 2009
Photonography
What you see through a camera but the camera doesnt take the photo nor does it make the picture. What you see on the other side of the camera is whats making the picture.
Using the word "photono"- derived by photos and photons. particle rays coming off what you see can creating the photo within. and "graphy" the art, work or study of something.
Using the word "photono"- derived by photos and photons. particle rays coming off what you see can creating the photo within. and "graphy" the art, work or study of something.
Photonography by Embodiment of oracular June 9, 2010
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