pootootle

when a poodle toots. also you lost the game

man my poodle pootootled so hard, i pootootled on his face.

by nevergoingtousethisagain. October 9, 2010

Pootootle

An empty toilet paper roll.

I was at my buddy's house and went to drop a massive Taco Bell deuce, and that asshole had left a pootootle with no backup roll!

by HelloMyNameIsCoinslot July 5, 2018

poonoodle

after sucessfully having anal sex, a string of poo is left in the pee hole

"dude, last night sucked, i got poonoodled by your sister"

by nate stahl November 11, 2008

phatootle

Phatootle means the liking, showing affection, or the going out with, or having relations with either cousin,god relatives, or so called "far family".

Phatootling is the process of being phatootled.

Boy: Go out with me.
Boy's great cousins' cousin: uhm, ok
Me: what nonsensical phatootle is this. The boy is family, and you like him..ARE U MAD?

by Janel Strachan March 17, 2008

Pootooth

The act of taking a picture of ones poo on your phone, and then sending it, via bluetooth, to any indiscriminate person who happens to be unfortunate enough to have their bluetooth on at the time

"Wow, I just laid a huge brick, i'm gonna have to pootooth someone with that gem"

"Oh my god, I can't believe that, some random has just pootoothed me, that is disgusting!"

by TheSniffer1979 June 30, 2009

Potoodle

A clumsy but lovable guy who cracks up at his own jokes when no one else is laughing but he doesn't really care. A free spirit who is a bit childish but has a big heart even though wicked at times! He is also known as bloo, much like the character from Foster's! This guy is one in a million! You'd be very lucky to come across a potoodle in your lifetime!

Only a potoodle could do something as silly as that!

by Jojobeanie February 4, 2010

poodoodle

When you try to poo so hard it comes out your doodle instead.

Harry's got a brown patch on his shorts

Eww he poodoodled.

by Poofan May 1, 2007