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pootler
pootler by gwatchsnitch March 16, 2010
Related Words
pootler • pooter • Pooter Scooter • pootle • pooter shooter • pooterhead • poopler • pooter cooter • Pooterhole • pooter tooter
pooter shooter
The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.
During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"
pooter shooter by jpg3 August 28, 2010
pootle
A: Where are you going?
B: I'm just pootling about
A: you strange person
A: I fancy a pootle. Who's with me?
B: Hurray! From now on, I shall pootle everywhere.
B: I'm just pootling about
A: you strange person
A: I fancy a pootle. Who's with me?
B: Hurray! From now on, I shall pootle everywhere.
pootertainment
I forgot my pootertainment last night, it was like shitting in the 90's
"Why do you still play Candy Crush?" "Because that game is awesome pootertainment"
I went rogue on my pootertainment, read every bottle in my bathroom
"Why do you still play Candy Crush?" "Because that game is awesome pootertainment"
I went rogue on my pootertainment, read every bottle in my bathroom
pootertainment by aimecc April 28, 2014
pooterpotamus
Keith won't get a tattoo, he is being a pooterpotamus.
Kristin has had sexual intercourse with many, many men. She has a pooterpotamus.
Kristin has had sexual intercourse with many, many men. She has a pooterpotamus.
pooterpotamus by jkdizzle February 10, 2008
Hairy Pooter
What Harry Potter was really looking for... also makes for some great porno titles - i.e. Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis or Hairy Pooter and the Full-Blood Prince Albert
See also muff,cunt,bearded clam,cooter,twat,snatch gash,bearded taco,fuckhole,cum depository,meat wallet,peach,stench trench,parking spot, and tampon socket.
See also muff,cunt,bearded clam,cooter,twat,snatch gash,bearded taco,fuckhole,cum depository,meat wallet,peach,stench trench,parking spot, and tampon socket.
Fuck that, I will never read Harry Potter, just give me some of that hairy pooter and we'll call it even.
I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.
I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.
Hairy Pooter by Boris Yeltsin January 27, 2006
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