Poopler

a series of pipes that are fit into peoples anus's for the pleasure of exchanging fecal matter back and forth.

Joe: hey I got some pvc pipe.
Dodge: Wanna Poopler?!
Joe: why yes I would good friend!

by rocklobzsta January 20, 2011

poopler

A person who poops on your couch without asking.

My dog is such a poopler.

by spacetweezers1001 December 7, 2006

poopler

a scary monster that kills you if you dissobey internet safety

if you tell that guy your real age, the pooplers will get you

by pooplers May 26, 2025

poopler pipeline

a series of long shaft-like tubes used for the sensual transfer of internally processed, nutritionally drained biological output between one lover to another.

Stan: hey joe you got a package today.

Joe: really!? hey its my poopler pipeline!

Stan: REALLY!!!!!! do you want to poopler!!!!!

Joe: HELL YEA MY CHALKEY!!!

by the wood1 March 31, 2011

Poopjerk

The act of masturbating and shitting concurrently.

Damn bro I can’t wait till I get home so I can take a poopjerk

by Garebear the carebear November 30, 2021

phantom pooper

A person spontaneously and anonymously who defecates in public areas. The areas are chosen for the greatest visual and olfactory effect upon the observer, for example:

1. Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.

Also see Poop Phantom

1. " Mommy I want a drink of...WHAAAAAAAAAAA...the phantom pooper...WHAAAAAAAAA! "

2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.

3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"

4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

SHY POOPER

A person who can't do a number two in a public restroom if they are not alone.

Scotty came out of the bathroom discouraged and distended because the endless stream of gents using the public toilets meant he couldn't do his business. Scotty is a shy pooper.

Shy poopers live in fear of bowel blockers.

by benthered October 20, 2013