piglets

Piglets - When a woman aged 30 or more puts her short to medium length hair into pigtails and those pigtails are shorter in length to the point there are almost out of the bands which hold them. Often seen in a yoga class in California.

“That Yogi sure has adorable looking piglets in today”

by CanuckCVSCODad October 16, 2019

snorting piglets

an English term used when someone has done something stupid

Ben's shat himself he's snorting piglets

by pigeon pooper November 7, 2019

Moist Piglets

Little piglets that love to get moist

Wow those are pretty Moist Piglets over there

by Captain Sometingwong July 27, 2017

ditch piglets

When you are driving around (usually in the southern United States) and you see a bunch of filthy, degenerate, inbread, hillbilly kids all playing around in a festering pool of shit water.

Cody: God damn look at that pile of ditch piglets over there in that sewage drain!

Alex: Pull over, lets get the shovel out of the back of this truck so we can go cut their heads off. Weee’s havin’ piggy pie for dinner tonight!!!

by PazuzuXXX May 23, 2018

Smuggling Piglets

Girl with large breasts popping out of her shirt, shirt usually being tight.

She must be smuggling piglets!

by Otto Von Coop December 12, 2012

dick piglets

Group of girls walking down bar streets or through campus toward a bar or frat party looking for any dick they can get their hands on. Called pigs because they look like pack of dirty pigs rushing down the street eager for that dick.

Look at those dick piglets going to the frat party. I wonder which sorority they are in.

by cofcstudent June 17, 2016

Moss Piglet

A devoted member of the Church of Firnando. She is the spouse of Harold Mcflucker, the cult's- I mean church's- custom bot, and leader of the elusive Old Zealand. She enjoys orchestrating philosophical discussions, often pertaining to free will. She has authored a hymn for Firnando and intends to publish more hymns and tales in the future. Her nicknames and aliases include, but are not limited to: Moss, Piglet, Piggy, Moss Mcflucker, Demodex folliculorum, Alyssum Zara, and God. She aspires to earn a Ph.D. in either cognitive science or abnormal psychology. In her spare time, you may find her consuming infants (for research purposes).

Henry Cole: "why does Moss Piglet keep smooshing people?"
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Harold Mcflucker: "Let us celebrate Moss's absence with crumpets and tea."
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Moss Piglet: "I am the formidable Moss Piglet, the deity of educated guesses."

by Church_Of_Firnando November 8, 2020