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To roam or wander
I'll just pootle down to the shops
pootle by Sloppy Sue June 10, 2003
A small, fluffy creature, often seen pootling along the ground.
"There goes a pootle, pootling along."
pootle by Caroline April 12, 2005
Dec: "Pootle, Neb."
Ben: "Pootle."
pootle by DecTyson July 5, 2006
Walking without any care at a reasonably slow pace
I pootles down to the shop to buy the food

Pootle Bonce 

Pootle Bonce is the name of greatest cat in the world. In her time she was singly the most dominate cat in her neighbourhood of Crowborough in East Sussex in the UK - regularly taunting the local dog and chicken population.
Hello Pootle Bonce, do you want some foodies?
Pootle Bonce by grbrown October 30, 2008

Pootle berry muffin pie 

A nice thing to snuggle with lots of hair. Good on sofa's. Can be soporific
Oooh my lovely McFadden-boy, you are such a cuddly snuggle puffin. Come over here Poot!
Pootle berry muffin pie by Caroline November 17, 2003
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