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pootbox

1.Another name for pussy
2.Another name for your girl or someone with a pussy
I'm gonna get that pootbox
You talking to pootbox?
by joshtbuff May 19, 2004
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Gold Postboxing

An immoral craze popular in the North of England whereby an individual has sexual contact with another individual around public service objects such as the Olympic golden postboxes. The phrase was coined after several members of the LGBT community in Sheffield were found to be cheating on their partners after pictures were circulated of the postbox evidence. This craze has now spread to other areas of the UK, such as Stockport, Manchester, and Leeds.
Me: Did you hear she has been gold postboxing her girlfriend?
Them: That's awful, she doesn't deserve any happiness!
Me: They didn't even care who could see!

Me: I can't believe she cheated on me like that!
Them: Well at least you weren't Gold Postboxed mate
Me: True.
by LIZ BEEIN December 4, 2018
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poot box

I popped my dick in her poot box
by Spellcheck June 11, 2006
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pootrox

Jake Bro that girl is so pootrox don’t get with her
by Jake wlad February 7, 2022
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poopbox

1. A less vulgar word to describe a woman's shit hole.

2. A non-offensive way to tell a woman she has a nice ass.
1. Your on the rag... can I hit that poopbox?

2. Hey man, your wife has a nice poopbox.
by Aaron June 18, 2006
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Poofbox

When you inflate a girls Vagina and it poofs back at your face. (Complimentary poof box’s at the Wing Ding)
Brady gave Anna a poofbox in the port-a-potty last night.
by Cjizzle July 15, 2019
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Postboxing

A game for two or more players.
When you are walking, driving, flying, swimming and/or riding a bicycle and you see a postbox (an muslim woman wearing religious headwear only revealing facial features, technically called a peepscarf), you must hit your opponent on the arm and/or leg, chest, back and/or crotch before they do the same. Fouls count as a free punch at you by all of your opponents. Fouls include:
Wrongly identifying a postbox
Striking for a postbox that has already been counted
The game is basically the same as Ninja Bash.
Person A: "I hear he's a racist"
Person B: "Just because he likes Postboxing?"
by Jamal Cake April 30, 2009
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