Aaron's definitions

familiar

A mortal being subserviant to a vampire, effectively in their control by a type of attraction or affection felt on a primal level. Since they are being controlled subliminally, some often seem to have a personal reason for their service to their lords. Can be man or animal, regarding the fact that control over a higher evolved mind requires a more powerful aura. The most talented of vampires have even been known to control lost souls caught between life and death.

"Remember that my eye is ever watchful as the gleam behind the those of my faithful familiars."

by Aaron March 15, 2005

sack-o-reha

a large burlap sack filled with diareha which individuals are placed into as a form of punishment.

"you have 5 seconds to get to your room or else your getting ten minutes in the sack-o-reha."

by Aaron January 11, 2004

cmos

Complimentary Metal-Oxide Semmi-conductor

only an idiot would think up Complimentary field effect whachamacallits

by Aaron May 16, 2004

sand crab

When doing the "dirty-dance" on the beach, it is to get in the "doggy style" position and have your woman press her chest into the sand and try to dig a hole by the time you are finished.

i was walking up the beach one night to find a girl sand crabbing with her man in the moonlight.

by Aaron May 13, 2005

poopoomajooboo

a really huge peice of shit that dangles from ur ass for seveal seconds before dropping off and splashing ur legs with piss and chunky shit. also known as mother of shits, or watermelons.

-i need to use a towel to wipe all the shitty water this huge poopoomajooboo
-man thats raunchy
-its not that bad, gabe bernard ate it so i dont have to clean

by Aaron February 20, 2004

gimp attack

an attack of millions of leather clad sex slaves

(A man is attacked by a gang of people)
Man: fuck i feal like im haveing a gimp attack

by aaron October 13, 2003

screiznatch

a person who likes to screw his mom in the ass while she is sleeping

alec and his brother is a screiznatch

by aaron March 22, 2003