Aaron's definitions

rapeseed

Pretty sure this is what Canola oil is called in Europe. Just doesn't sound right in US.

Rape seed oil.

by Aaron April 23, 2004

man mayo

A slang term for male ejaculate.

Hey Susie, that sandwich looks a little dry. Would you like me to put some man mayo on it?

by Aaron June 29, 2004

cyberathlete

n. One who takes part in competetive computer or console gaming.

Fatal1ty is the highest paid cyberathete in the world!

by Aaron August 22, 2003

as a friend

Phrase used to indicate your status as unfit for more then flirting with and then laughing at your awkward advances later with your stupid ugly friends, not that I am bitter, I'm over you ... really.

Please take your tongue out of my ear I like you as a friend.

I know you just took me out to an expensive dinner, fixed my car and lent me $3000 but I like you as a friend.

by Aaron May 31, 2004

tabletpc

Noun. A notebook PC that lets a user flip the screen around and lay it down on the keyboard so they can use a pen to navigate about the computer's GUI and write or take notes directly on the screen using their own handwriting.

I just bought the Toshiba Portege Tablet PC. It's okay, but I wish it had a Centrino Bundle at 2.0Ghz instead of a crappy Pentium 3 at 1.33ghz. And 802.11G. And 4 USB2.0 ports instead of 2. and I want it to be half as thin. And weigh half as much. Is that asking too much?

by Aaron September 13, 2003

Cunt Faced Whore

Someone who slepts around alot ad likes it Everyone gets face full of her cunt.

Damn! Shes a cuntfaced whore.

by Aaron July 12, 2004

parents

the only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn watching.

Hey man your parents caught you again man, did they take your computer?

by aaron April 20, 2005