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Pootronium
Lethal man-made compound utilized for boosting the yield of an SBD, thereby elevating said SBD to Pootron Bomb level.
Pootronium can be created by ingesting several known combinations of legumes, cruciferous vegetables, and cough medicine.
It is theorized that Thai food, Hefeweizen, eggs, oats, and fresh basil can also be utilized to enhance lethality and boost yield potential.
Pootronium can be created by ingesting several known combinations of legumes, cruciferous vegetables, and cough medicine.
It is theorized that Thai food, Hefeweizen, eggs, oats, and fresh basil can also be utilized to enhance lethality and boost yield potential.
Lawrence: <yawns> "What are you having for breakfast Eugene?"
Eugene: <sneezes> "Oh, I thought a nice heaping bowl of Cracklin Oat Bran and some left over steamed broccoli would help my immune system fight off this cold. The NyQuil I took won't be enough."
Lawrence: <face turns sheet white> "Sweet jumpin' Jesus Eugene! Good thing I'm working this morning. You're brewin' a steaming batch of pootronium."
Eugene: <sneezes> "Oh, I thought a nice heaping bowl of Cracklin Oat Bran and some left over steamed broccoli would help my immune system fight off this cold. The NyQuil I took won't be enough."
Lawrence: <face turns sheet white> "Sweet jumpin' Jesus Eugene! Good thing I'm working this morning. You're brewin' a steaming batch of pootronium."
Pootronium by SwordofDamocles November 27, 2010
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Pootron
1) The random expulsion of methane particles from the anus. Can be silent or audible, depending on the position and size of the buttocks expelling them. The odor also ranges from odorless to having the ability to leave you incapacitated.
*standing in a crowded elevator*
woman: Is it just me or is this elevator full of pootrons?
man: Close your legs.
woman: Is it just me or is this elevator full of pootrons?
man: Close your legs.
Pootron by Amerikan Plage February 13, 2010
Pootrout
A Pootrout is a person who takes 2 months+ to repay them for DRUGS. Usualy in highschool, this person buys drugs everyday before paying the original dealer his money. they usualy pay back the dealer but in large amounts of change.
AP: yo man, that Pootrout finaly paid back my 10$...
BW: finaly, its about time.
AP: yea but, he paid me back in a 5$ bill, 10 dimes , 6 quarters, and 10 nickles. AND HE WAS A DOLLER SHORT.
BW: man HES A HUGE POOTROUT.
BW: finaly, its about time.
AP: yea but, he paid me back in a 5$ bill, 10 dimes , 6 quarters, and 10 nickles. AND HE WAS A DOLLER SHORT.
BW: man HES A HUGE POOTROUT.
Pootrout by Ap Photograpgy March 11, 2009
Pootron Bomb
A "silent, but deadly" fart that is so heinous, it clears an entire room of people in mere moments. Worse, it lingers far longer than a run-of-the-mill SBD, preventing occupation of said afflicted room for several minutes. It's ability to empty an area of all living things is legendary - and feared.
The likelihood of dropping such a lethal package is greatly increased by ingesting copious amounts of oats and/or beans - especially when also taking NyQuil.
The flatulence equivalent of a Neutron Bomb. Also known as the DefCon 4 of SBDs.
The likelihood of dropping such a lethal package is greatly increased by ingesting copious amounts of oats and/or beans - especially when also taking NyQuil.
The flatulence equivalent of a Neutron Bomb. Also known as the DefCon 4 of SBDs.
Felix: Dude, why did everyone run screaming out of the gameroom? Could it have something to do with the fact the gameroom now smells like a dirty diaper?
Chester: Yeah, that fat slob Bosco dropped a brutal fizzart! That was ten minutes ago, and it still smells like ass in there.
Felix: Damn, that's a fucking Pootron Bomb!
Chester: Yeah, that fat slob Bosco dropped a brutal fizzart! That was ten minutes ago, and it still smells like ass in there.
Felix: Damn, that's a fucking Pootron Bomb!
Pootron Bomb by SwordofDamocles November 27, 2010
Pootron
1. anything to do with severe and/or unslightly feces, or defecation; 2. a word to mean anything that is incomprehensible or nearly impossible to specify;3. something unfathomable and/or ridiculous, (liken to Miss USA pooping); 4. type of deadly weapon whose lethality is proportional to its fowlness; 5. some device related to or used in defecation; 6. emphasis of insignificance
1. I cannot believe the size of the pootron in that toilet. 2. What you speak of is nonsense, a "pootron", so to speak. 3. Her face was of pootron design. 4. Pootron bomb. 5. You are a pootron hole; Release some pootrons (i.e. "drop some kids off at the pool") 6. "Neutron in the pootron", meaning something like "a drop in the ocean"
Pootron by Yuck-Yucky-san December 17, 2008
Pootoxin
Pootoxin by whatupsucka November 20, 2011
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