poorgasim

a orgasim that was very poor and not worth it. a poorgasim is a orgasim that was very poor and unsatisfiying.

cliff had a poorgasim with his husband todd.

by robert spratlin October 22, 2009

phorgasm

Mix between the words phone and orgasm.
When someones phone vibrates (usually their pocket or bra) and causes them to have a mini orgasm from the vibrations. Symptoms include sharp gasps, short of breath, moaning, and jumping out of there seats.

Sarah:"....and after that i *GASP*
Bob: Are you okay?????
Sarah: yeah just my mom calling
Bob: Maybe you should put your phone in a place were you're less likely to have a phorgasm.

by supppppppppppppppppppp December 17, 2010

poofgasm

The moment of poof, when something magically appears or disappears from view/memory/life. The moment is so profound, there is a -gasm at the end.

Three socks reappeared from under the dryer, it was a poofgasm.

by jmacofearth June 11, 2019

poogasm

The overwhelmingly sensational feeling achieved after hanging a very large, dirty but succesful shit.
The arse's equivalent of a orgasm.

"Ahhh (In Relief), don't ya love poogasms.

by Diego July 4, 2003

porrgasm

a noun describing, the orgasmic sensation one may experience when seriously enjoying a bowl of porridge

Mum made me porridge this morning for breakfast. So I headed to my room, turned out the light and had a porrgasm.

by porridgeman June 21, 2010

Poolgasm

Experience of euphoria felt after jumping into a cold pool after an intense workout or on a hot day.

Billy: man I'm so sweaty from that run!
Chrstie: me too, but I jumped in the pool and had a poolgasm. Best day ever!

by Lila Harmen June 18, 2011

Poorgasm

The state of exhilaration that a poor or homeless person feels when he or she finds $5 on the ground.

Wow! A quarter! This is like a mini-poorgasm!

by AoD/Visk December 8, 2003