phorgasm

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Mix between the words phone and orgasm.
When someones phone vibrates (usually their pocket or bra) and causes them to have a mini orgasm from the vibrations. Symptoms include sharp gasps, short of breath, moaning, and jumping out of there seats.

Sarah:"....and after that i *GASP*
Bob: Are you okay?????
Sarah: yeah just my mom calling
Bob: Maybe you should put your phone in a place were you're less likely to have a phorgasm.

phorgasm by supppppppppppppppppppp December 17, 2010

Words you can keep

Poorgasm

The state of exhilaration that a poor or homeless person feels when he or she finds $5 on the ground.

Wow! A quarter! This is like a mini-poorgasm!

Poorgasm by AoD/Visk December 8, 2003

Related Words

phorgasm • Poorgasm • porgasm • Plorgasm • PORgasmic

Porgasm

Achieving an orgasmic experience from viewing (or for that matter even hearing) a porg

Friend: Hey did you see Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Me: It gave me the best porgasm of my life.

Porgasm by SemStev April 23, 2018

poorgasm

when a homeless person finds a dollar

Dude, the grossest thing happened the other day... I was out lunch with my G-ma and she gave a dollar to a homeless guy and he had a poorgasm all over her face... lets jus say it wasnt priceless... the napkins cost another two dollars

poorgasm by Dark Mono March 22, 2009

porgasm

when you pop a zit, blackhead, whitehead or otherwise gross unwanted dirty substance that has inhabited a part on someone's body, and it finally all comes busting out, (like the sexual climax) leaving you feeling very satisfied. also, could be used as porgasmic

"when i finally got that huge zit on jackson's back out and safely on a kleenex, it was so refreshing. porgasmic."

porgasm by erica October 5, 2004

porgasm

Orgasm acheived with the assistance of pornography.

Since getting married Bruce has dirastically increased the frequency of porgasm.

porgasm by Tom Landox November 28, 2006

Poorgasm

when you have as much money as MC hammer and the only thing left you can do is wank it to the beat of "nobody knows the trouble Ive seen".

I just caught Tony Danza having a poorgasm behind Wal-Mart.

Poorgasm by tom k November 25, 2003

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026