phorgasm 

Mix between the words phone and orgasm.
When someones phone vibrates (usually their pocket or bra) and causes them to have a mini orgasm from the vibrations. Symptoms include sharp gasps, short of breath, moaning, and jumping out of there seats.

Sarah:"....and after that i *GASP*
Bob: Are you okay?????
Sarah: yeah just my mom calling
Bob: Maybe you should put your phone in a place were you're less likely to have a phorgasm.

phorgasm by supppppppppppppppppppp December 17, 2010

Poorgasm 

The state of exhilaration that a poor or homeless person feels when he or she finds $5 on the ground.

Wow! A quarter! This is like a mini-poorgasm!

Poorgasm by AoD/Visk December 8, 2003

Porgasm 

Achieving an orgasmic experience from viewing (or for that matter even hearing) a porg

Friend: Hey did you see Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Me: It gave me the best porgasm of my life.

Porgasm by SemStev April 23, 2018

poorgasm 

when a homeless person finds a dollar

Dude, the grossest thing happened the other day... I was out lunch with my G-ma and she gave a dollar to a homeless guy and he had a poorgasm all over her face... lets jus say it wasnt priceless... the napkins cost another two dollars

poorgasm by Dark Mono March 22, 2009

porgasm 

when you pop a zit, blackhead, whitehead or otherwise gross unwanted dirty substance that has inhabited a part on someone's body, and it finally all comes busting out, (like the sexual climax) leaving you feeling very satisfied. also, could be used as porgasmic

"when i finally got that huge zit on jackson's back out and safely on a kleenex, it was so refreshing. porgasmic."

porgasm by erica October 5, 2004

porgasm 

Orgasm acheived with the assistance of pornography.

Since getting married Bruce has dirastically increased the frequency of porgasm.

porgasm by Tom Landox November 28, 2006

Poorgasm 

when you have as much money as MC hammer and the only thing left you can do is wank it to the beat of "nobody knows the trouble Ive seen".

I just caught Tony Danza having a poorgasm behind Wal-Mart.

Poorgasm by tom k November 25, 2003