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Poorgami 

Ah, seems like I have no money!

Dude, you’re a poorgami, sorry about that.
Poorgami by Gontas fat fingers February 12, 2021

Poopgaming 

To bring a mobile gaming device into the bathroom and play while taking a shit.
Magnus: "Dan, where have you been the last 20 minutes?"
Dan: "I was poopgaming and got a new high score!"
Poopgaming by Noia July 1, 2011

pooramid 

When ones stool is so substantial that it protrudes from the water in the shape shape of a pyramid.
Robert: Hey Mark! That shit's so massive it's like mount poovious!

Mark: it's a serious Pooramid!
pooramid by MTSelfridge October 8, 2013

Poorganised

Never being prepared for something, but usually declaring to others that you've got everything you need.
Looks like Jared forgot his wallet again. I guess I'm going to have to cover it, even though tonight was 'on him'. Man, that dude is so poorganised...
Poorganised by Lexodus August 4, 2010

pooagami 

"Pooagami"- The art of folding your toilet paper to disguise poo stains / wipes before placing it in a bin in foreign countries that do not let you flush the paper away.

Registerd 2018 K & A
The cleaner noticed that the toilet bin didn't smell as much as others and thanked us for the pooagami folding we have mastered.
Poo Shit
pooagami by A & K October 27, 2017

Pooragami 

Pooragami (verb)- to artfully re-construct one's existing resources in order to accommodate the demands of recent economic hardship.
(noun) something made into pooragami.
(verb)- "We can't afford Crate & Barrel's new designer glassware, so Sara and I are gonna pooragami our old jam jars this summer."

(noun)- "Gee, Bruce, that giant-size industrial wire-spool you're using as a dinner table is a fine example of pooragami!"