pourgasm

Da hugely-amorous attraction dat you feel when a hot waitress fills your coffee-cup.

In da Real Life Productions "Love Will Turn You Around" music video, da blinky-eyed waitress has a major pourgasm when she first sees da handsome young dude whom she accidentally spills a platter of drinks all over. Apparently da feelings of attraction are comparably mutual, as well, since da dude changes his mind about driving away in his truck shortly afterwards... love does indeed "turn him around", and so he smilingly strolls back to da diner and snags said cutie-faced number --- who had obviously been waiting and watching to see if he'd return for her --- and she gleefully scuttles off hand-in-hand with him (without even bothering to take off her apron!) to go for a nice long stroll together in da park.

pourgasm by QuacksO January 3, 2021

pourgasm

The feeling you get when you watch your favorite drink made in front of you.

When I watched The Happy Hive make my Rainbow Mocktail and the colors just layered there beautifully, I had a pourgasm.

I had a pourgasm when I watch the cream being dumped into my iced coffee from The Happy Hive, it was just mesmerizing to watch it cascaded down through the coffee!

pourgasm by TheHappyHiveLLC July 3, 2025

porrgasm 

a noun describing, the orgasmic sensation one may experience when seriously enjoying a bowl of porridge

Mum made me porridge this morning for breakfast. So I headed to my room, turned out the light and had a porrgasm.

porrgasm by porridgeman June 21, 2010

Poorgasm 

The state of exhilaration that a poor or homeless person feels when he or she finds $5 on the ground.

Wow! A quarter! This is like a mini-poorgasm!

Poorgasm by AoD/Visk December 8, 2003

Porgasm 

Achieving an orgasmic experience from viewing (or for that matter even hearing) a porg

Friend: Hey did you see Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Me: It gave me the best porgasm of my life.

Porgasm by SemStev April 23, 2018

Plurgasm 

The euphoric climax reached when listening to one's music of choice (mostly related to the rave scene in this case) while in the company of friends and feeling the 'PLUR'

That song gave me a plurgasm!

Plurgasm by Fire Wire May 27, 2007

poorgasm 

when a homeless person finds a dollar

Dude, the grossest thing happened the other day... I was out lunch with my G-ma and she gave a dollar to a homeless guy and he had a poorgasm all over her face... lets jus say it wasnt priceless... the napkins cost another two dollars

poorgasm by Dark Mono March 22, 2009