A giant prehistoric dinosaur weighing 50 tons and made out of manoth poop. They are very dangerous as when they step on people they drown in it's poop! They so happen to mostly be homosexual.
steve- i know it was you who shit on face last night while i was passed out drunk
tom- calm down steve, just put down the microwave it wasnt me
steve- that pooposterous! theres poop all over your hand, i caught you shit hannded, and now your gona get the shit handed to you real good