rawdogkilla's definitions

rubber rash

when you masturbate so many times your cock gets hot and begins to smell like burning rubber.

father- what happened to all my Bengay?
son- o sorry pops i needed it cool my rubber rash
father-

by rawdogkilla November 7, 2013

reverse follow

psychological trick used on ones self to feel less creepy about following a woman

steve- hey tom what did you do today
tom- well i got reverse followed by this lady for like 3 hours

by rawdogkilla November 6, 2013

mr fahtz

an old english butler who wears a monical and assless chaps. mr fahtz puts the butt in butler by servicing his clientele with the sweet smell of strategic fahts. mr fahts will adjust his diet specificaly to satisfy your favorite stench. Mr fahts is the first of his kind inspiring a whole new market for what are now titled "buttlers"

client- Mr fahtz (client porclaims while ringing bell and sitting in chair by the fire place)

narrator- mr. fahts approaches the client and releases a 3 second long wet fart into the clients face

by rawdogkilla November 6, 2013

shitpocolyps

fires of shit will cover the earth while shit rains down fueling the shitfire

we are all gona die in the 2014 shitpocolyps

by rawdogkilla November 10, 2013

spicy kike

common practice among nazi during ww2. a spicy kike was when you maced a kike before incinerating them just because it made u and your nazi buddies laugh

nazi 1 - theres nothing like a spicy kike

nazi 2- i hear that (old nazis laugh together and then sigh as they miss the good ol days)

by rawdogkilla November 7, 2013

golden ring wash

when instead of wiping your ass after you shit, you just bend your soft cock back and piss it clean

steve walks into motel room with old southern motel owner
old skinny southern guy in overalls- this is the room, only 30 bucks for the night
steve- not bad but theres no toilet paper
old skinny southern guy- not a problem
steve- so youll get more
old skinny southern guy- no need for all that city witchery, just giv er a good ol golden ring wash
steve- wtf is that? when you piss the shit off your ass?
old skinny southern guy- yep
steve- o.. thats actualy a good idea and helps protect the ozone

by rawdogkilla November 9, 2013

Etitany

A usually sudden manifestation or perception of the essential nature or meaning of tits.

Steve- Ok tom see later.. see you at church sunday
Tom- o actually no I dont go church anymore
Steve- why not?
Tom- The other day I was walking my dog around a small pond and.. well. something happened
Steve- what
Tom- I had an etitany, I cant expain it but, you dont need to go to a church for tits, the tits are every man! Its all about the tits bro its all about the tits

by rawdogkilla November 12, 2013