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porkasaurus 

The act of stuffing pork of any kind into a person's orifice or multiple orifices. This resembles building a dinosaur from fossils but with pork, hence the name.
Man, I thought she couldn't be more of a pig, but then I gave her the porkasaurus.
porkasaurus by AN0SEater December 22, 2020

Pownasaurus 

Typically a 12 year-old boy, whose balls have no quite dropped yet. Playing COD or Halo, screaming at the top of his squeaky annoying voice whenever he feels he has accomplished something of importance. Not to be confused with the Pownasaurus-Rex . A middle-aged balding version of the pre-teen Pownasaurus. Who, despite the dropping of balls, still sucks at life.
"AHHH DOOOD! I am totally like the POWNASAURUS right now! I definately just jumped into that vehicle, damn right, POWNASAURUS on the prowl!!!"
"Man...STFU you squeaky voiced beeeyyotch!"
Pownasaurus by Fowlerz March 16, 2009

pimpasaurus 

1. someone who has been pimping since diapers

2. a man who grows above and beyond a silverback

3. an uncontainable force no woman can resist

the pimp-a-saurus can often be found with the bajingo-saurus

his natural mate is the clitorous rex
"omg kevin is a prehistoric pimpasaurus on the hunt! watch out all pus-a-sauruses he's coming for you!"

pooposaurous 

a dinosaur made entirely of poop.
A Pooposaurous Rex ate my uncle.
pooposaurous by Michael Wegman February 5, 2008

poonasaurous 

something that hunts the poon. a poon predator. aka poonavore
"what the fuck is that beast?"
"man its a fuckin poonasaurous. look at him go!!"
poonasaurous by mark j September 15, 2003

Poopasaurous 

A term of endearment. A mischievous significant other that can disgust you at times, but ya just love em.
Jenny did you eat all the brownies?... You poopasaurous!
Poopasaurous by B-ninny February 21, 2011