Poopn' 

The one which is doing the act of pooping.

1) Dude I've been poopn' for an hour now!

-YOU BETTER SPRAY I DONT WANT YOUR POO PARTICALS IN MY NOSE!

Poopn' by awesomelifemeow August 6, 2011

poopn'shmuck

When your shit has extra bits that aren't crap, such as corn of other things.

poopn'shmuck???

poopn'shmuck by NOBOdY ImPORTANT 123 January 3, 2018

Skilled Poon Hunter 

Someone who isn’t necessarily better than average looking but still enjoys overwhelming success with the ladies. The attraction is based on charisma, charm and confidence rather than pure physical attractiveness.

Did you see how Gary had all the ladies hanging all over him all night? He’s a skilled poon hunter!

Skilled Poon Hunter by Chad Apollo February 19, 2021

Poon Scrapper

poon scrapper

/pune skraper/

noun
1.

a person who prefers to date old girlfriends and or "practice/throwaway girls" because they find it easier than going outside of their comfort zone and meeting someone via the internet, their social circle (if they have one), or at bars, nightclubs, coffee shops, grocery stores, or anywhere a woman may be found. This is usually do to low confidence/self esteem and or pure laziness and lack of self respect

"a poon scrapper"

synonyms: loser, lazy fuck, etc

verb
1.
pursue and try to lay an old ex girlfriend, or chase a skank that a friend or colleague has tossed away

"poon scrapping"

synonyms: to chase skank, poon re-purposer

Example One:

Man 1: Did you hear John has been seeing Mary again?

Man 2: The same Mary that he used to date 20 years ago?

Man 1: Yup. That's some washed up poon for sure.

Man 2: Jesus Christ, John is sure one lazy fucking poon scrapper.

Man 1: Indeed.

Example Two:

Man 1: Hey, I've got a date with Susie tonight! Johnny broke up with her.

Man 2: Fucking Susie? Really? Why don't you try and get out and maybe improve yourself so you can meet a new and exciting woman instead of poon scrapping these worthless skanks. Johnny just tossed her out knowing you poon scrappers would go after it like trash eating billy goats

Man 1: Nah. Poon scrapping is way easier.

Poon Scrapper by RickySpanish121 April 29, 2019

poon poot 

Forced air expelled from the vaginal cavity. Queef or vaginal flatulence.

Rebecca stood by her cart embarrassed by the sounds of her poon poot. Other shoppers were staring at her in disgust. "It wasn't a fart, I swear! I poon pooted!"
A little boy responded, "Gross, your vagina farted!"

poon poot by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

Poon toot 

When a woman expels air from her vagina, a queef.

I was 69ing with a woman and she fired a poon toot down my throat

Poon toot by BigRedMonster October 29, 2020

Robot Poon

Similar to that of human poon, robot poon is that of a robot. Generally when one refers to getting robot poon, it is the most magical and electrifying poon a man will ever receive in his lifetime. Many a men search day and night on end to find this mystic poon.

Ryan-"Hey you ever get that sweet robot poon bro?"
Sean- "No shot, i'll never get that robot poon, im just not worthy."
Ryan-"Sucks to be you brah, most magical poon of my life."

Robot Poon by 3 East Swag November 10, 2011