poopnis

What a butt should really be called, especially for males. I mean, come on, right?

He who pees out of his penis shall poop out of his poopnis.

"Man, my butt hurts."
"Your POOPNIS, you dunderfunk!!! Your POOPNIS hurts!!!!!"

by Dudley D April 10, 2008

Poopnis

A penis sculpted out of poop.

Look mom, I made a poopnis!

by H3Y_Its_W1LL May 05, 2011

poopnis music

music related to butts

This meme's caption is just "poopnis music" and I am confused.

by Mr. Twinkieface November 18, 2020

poopnis

A hypothetical penis-like organ that poop comes out of. Presumably, this organ would enable its owner to poop standing up.

If pee comes out of the penis, why doesn't poop come out of the poopnis?

"Baby beans, you and your penis and poopnis
JJJUUU UUUUUU ИИИИИИИИИИ HHHHH, jush jush" - Bruno Mars

by outer spec March 01, 2025