poopnis
He who pees out of his penis shall poop out of his poopnis.
"Man, my butt hurts."
"Your POOPNIS, you dunderfunk!!! Your POOPNIS hurts!!!!!"
"Man, my butt hurts."
"Your POOPNIS, you dunderfunk!!! Your POOPNIS hurts!!!!!"
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Poopnis
Poopnis by H3Y_Its_W1LL May 30, 2011
poopnis
A hypothetical penis-like organ that poop comes out of. Presumably, this organ would enable its owner to poop standing up.
If pee comes out of the penis, why doesn't poop come out of the poopnis?
"Baby beans, you and your penis and poopnis
JJJUUU UUUUUU ИИИИИИИИИИ HHHHH, jush jush" - Bruno Mars
"Baby beans, you and your penis and poopnis
JJJUUU UUUUUU ИИИИИИИИИИ HHHHH, jush jush" - Bruno Mars
poopnis by outer spec March 1, 2025
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Poonis Woonis by TheWenisManWithALargePenis June 30, 2011
Poopnose
Hey Kyle? Hey! I'm Chris Griffin's father.
(mockingly) Hey I'm Chris Griffin's father!
Why that's not very nice, I don't sound like that at all. You're making me sound like Michael Stipe. Listen, I just want you to know what you did the other day was wrong.
(mockingly) What you did the other day was wrong!
You're not making this easy, Kyle.
(mockingly) You're not making this easy, Kyle. My name's Peter Griffin, I'm a big fat dumb buttface!
Shut up, Kyle.
I'm Peter Griffin, I'm a dorky fat numnutz.
Kyle I said shut up!
You're a poopnose!
(brief silence)
Peter beats up Kyle and jumps out of the window.
(mockingly) Hey I'm Chris Griffin's father!
Why that's not very nice, I don't sound like that at all. You're making me sound like Michael Stipe. Listen, I just want you to know what you did the other day was wrong.
(mockingly) What you did the other day was wrong!
You're not making this easy, Kyle.
(mockingly) You're not making this easy, Kyle. My name's Peter Griffin, I'm a big fat dumb buttface!
Shut up, Kyle.
I'm Peter Griffin, I'm a dorky fat numnutz.
Kyle I said shut up!
You're a poopnose!
(brief silence)
Peter beats up Kyle and jumps out of the window.
Poopnose by EccentricCookie123 June 18, 2021
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