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What a butt should really be called, especially for males. I mean, come on, right?

He who pees out of his penis shall poop out of his poopnis.

"Man, my butt hurts."
"Your POOPNIS, you dunderfunk!!! Your POOPNIS hurts!!!!!"

poopnis by Dudley D April 10, 2008

Words you can keep

Poopnis

A penis sculpted out of poop.

Look mom, I made a poopnis!

Poopnis by H3Y_Its_W1LL May 30, 2011

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poopnis

A hypothetical penis-like organ that poop comes out of. Presumably, this organ would enable its owner to poop standing up.

If pee comes out of the penis, why doesn't poop come out of the poopnis?

"Baby beans, you and your penis and poopnis
JJJUUU UUUUUU ИИИИИИИИИИ HHHHH, jush jush" - Bruno Mars

poopnis by outer spec March 1, 2025

poopnis music

music related to butts

This meme's caption is just "poopnis music" and I am confused.

poopnis music by Mr. Twinkieface November 18, 2020

poopist

When someone considers himself as a professional pooper, because he/she/it poops a lot.

„I‘m big poopist rn, almost clogged the toilet again, but this one was good.“

poopist by chadster69 December 12, 2020

Poonis Woonis

When a Poonis and a Woonis love each other very much...

MOM WE DON'T NEED TO HAVE THIS TALK AGAIN! I KNOW WHAT A POONIS WOONIS IS!

Poonis Woonis by TheWenisManWithALargePenis June 30, 2011

Poopnose

An insult used in Family Guy.

Hey Kyle? Hey! I'm Chris Griffin's father.
(mockingly) Hey I'm Chris Griffin's father!
Why that's not very nice, I don't sound like that at all. You're making me sound like Michael Stipe. Listen, I just want you to know what you did the other day was wrong.
(mockingly) What you did the other day was wrong!
You're not making this easy, Kyle.
(mockingly) You're not making this easy, Kyle. My name's Peter Griffin, I'm a big fat dumb buttface!
Shut up, Kyle.
I'm Peter Griffin, I'm a dorky fat numnutz.
Kyle I said shut up!
You're a poopnose!
(brief silence)
Peter beats up Kyle and jumps out of the window.

Poopnose by EccentricCookie123 June 18, 2021

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026