Poopn' 

The one which is doing the act of pooping.

1) Dude I've been poopn' for an hour now!

-YOU BETTER SPRAY I DONT WANT YOUR POO PARTICALS IN MY NOSE!

Poopn' by awesomelifemeow August 6, 2011

poopn'shmuck

When your shit has extra bits that aren't crap, such as corn of other things.

poopn'shmuck???

poopn'shmuck by NOBOdY ImPORTANT 123 January 3, 2018

ex-poop 

When you had a temp relationship with your poop and you moved on to your next poop.

This poop was so much better than my ex-poop

ex-poop by DR. Bitcoin July 12, 2018

Poop trick 

A prank or practical joke involving the use of fecal matter.

Shortly after placing her dinner in the microwave the whole lunch room smelled like shit. Cindy knew that her room mate Had played a poop trick on her.

Poop trick by Angelfuck420 March 14, 2011

Skilled Poon Hunter 

Someone who isn’t necessarily better than average looking but still enjoys overwhelming success with the ladies. The attraction is based on charisma, charm and confidence rather than pure physical attractiveness.

Did you see how Gary had all the ladies hanging all over him all night? He’s a skilled poon hunter!

Skilled Poon Hunter by Chad Apollo February 19, 2021

poop boop 

Surprise anal

We were having sex doggy style and instead of my putting it in my vagina he gave me a poop boop. Good thing I didn't have tacos for lunch.

poop boop by Unknown Urban Dictionary User May 19, 2016

Poon Scrapper

poon scrapper

/pune skraper/

noun
1.

a person who prefers to date old girlfriends and or "practice/throwaway girls" because they find it easier than going outside of their comfort zone and meeting someone via the internet, their social circle (if they have one), or at bars, nightclubs, coffee shops, grocery stores, or anywhere a woman may be found. This is usually do to low confidence/self esteem and or pure laziness and lack of self respect

"a poon scrapper"

synonyms: loser, lazy fuck, etc

verb
1.
pursue and try to lay an old ex girlfriend, or chase a skank that a friend or colleague has tossed away

"poon scrapping"

synonyms: to chase skank, poon re-purposer

Example One:

Man 1: Did you hear John has been seeing Mary again?

Man 2: The same Mary that he used to date 20 years ago?

Man 1: Yup. That's some washed up poon for sure.

Man 2: Jesus Christ, John is sure one lazy fucking poon scrapper.

Man 1: Indeed.

Example Two:

Man 1: Hey, I've got a date with Susie tonight! Johnny broke up with her.

Man 2: Fucking Susie? Really? Why don't you try and get out and maybe improve yourself so you can meet a new and exciting woman instead of poon scrapping these worthless skanks. Johnny just tossed her out knowing you poon scrappers would go after it like trash eating billy goats

Man 1: Nah. Poon scrapping is way easier.

Poon Scrapper by RickySpanish121 April 29, 2019