Poopnap

poopnap. noun. Taking a long time in the bathroom at work so your co-workers think you're pooping but really you're taking a nap in the stall to kill time. Poopnaps last anywhere from 5-20 minutes in length. It helps to make a pooping joke as you re-enter the office. For example "I don't know what the hell I ate last night but its killin me"

"I had to kill an hour at work before I could go home for the day so I took a poopnap."

"I was WAY too hungover to do work, so I went and took a poopnap"

"My co-workers think I have IBS but really, I just like poopnaps"

Poopnap by thatmandb April 29, 2010

poopnap

When, in the event of total exhaustation, you are sitting on the toilet and you fall asleep mid-poop.

"Man, last night I was SO tired, I took a poopnap"

poopnap by queenelizabeth12 May 16, 2009

Poopnant 

The state you feel a huge poop is brewing in your large intestine. It's like pregnancy, only with poop.

Honey, I think I'm Poopnant.
I took the poopnancy test. And... I'm Poopnant.
I ate too much food. Now I feel Poopnant.

Poopnant by Billybobpete August 15, 2009

poopapalooza 

1) Pooping frequently in a short amount of time.

2) Large amounts of poop in a confined space or area.

1) That burrito was a ticket to my own poopapalooza.

2) Dang, brother - pick up after your dog. Your backyard is a poopapalooza.

poopapalooza by nifer April 21, 2006

Poonapping

v. This is for when you're in the middle of a long shift, you can't stay awake, and you're in between breaks. You go to the restroom to take a dump, and while you're there you fall asleep on the toilet for a 20 minute power nap. You then walk out of the restroom refreshed and relieved, and nobody can write you up for sleeping on the job.

Zac: I can't keep my eyes open.

Drew: Could you drop a deuce?

Zac: Yeah, I could poop...

Drew: You should take a poonap.

~poonapping

Poonapping by mtfrkl March 11, 2015

poonapotomus

The overweight sea cow that you'll have sex with.

Man that hot chick won't fuck me, guess I'm gonna have to get with that poonapotomus

poonapotomus by duTiFul April 9, 2009

Poopapult 

"Poop - catapult"

When a gay guy tries to fuck himself in the ass... gets a boner... and then poop flings everywhere.

Ewww... did he just poopapult in his face?

Poopapult by dontlagthevag April 27, 2009