poopmax 

Some weird ass thing my friend John says while playing fortnite

chat I'm poopmaxxing right now

poopmax by merecat_lol June 18, 2024

poopman 

Just a guy with a complete lack any sense of
odor or any
hygiene. He
not only smells bad but he also
makes those who
choose to hang around him smell bad.
Many will
argue where
his almost divine ability to smell
odorous comes from but none will argue of how
noxious the smell is.


Note* The usage of the phrase "poopman" will generally cause a redundant exchange consisting of the following:

Person A: Yo poopman!

Person B: Whatchu call me?

Person A: POOPMAN!

Person B: Shut yo mouth poopman!

Person A: No, you da poopman.

Person B: No, YOU da poopman.

Person A: I have class in fifteen minutes. How about we go for another five?

Person B: Fine with me. Poopman.

Person A: Shut up poopman.

poopman by mcmahoj March 31, 2009

poopmaestro 

Anyone who can shit up to three 6+ inch long turds in a single sitting.

I hereby dub you poopmaestro for somehow managing to clog the Shaws bag. I guess you really did have to poop.

poopmaestro by Vironex July 22, 2006

Poopmare

When you have a dream where you shit your pants, but then you wake up and there's poop all over yourself.

Jrich: "Yo bro, I had a poopmare last night. I woke to realize I shat all over my girlfriend's bed."
Matt: "Dude the same thing happened to me last week."
Conor: "Yeah man, poopmare's are pretty awesome."

Poopmare by JaredRichardsMadeThis April 4, 2020

poopmancer 

A wizard, who's speciality involves the resurrection of poop particles, to destroy his enemy.

Trent's lvl 118 poopmancer's horde of fecal elite archers, totally brung down my lvl 100 penis warrior.

poopmancer by masterwarrior32122 August 24, 2009

poopmare

When you poop in your dreams and wake up thinking you've pooped the bed, only to realize it was all a dream. The Freddy Krueger clause dictates that if you poop in your dreams, you poop for real.

I had a poopmare last night, so when I woke up I waddled cautiously to the bathroom and checked my drawers but they were clean.

poopmare by Perpetual Defeat June 22, 2015

poopman92 

Poopman92 is so epic, unlike stinky eandfin10 >:((((((
poopman is a very buff and ripped and stringed aand very cool and so cool and i think hes cool
i just wanna kiss that guy <333333333
i just wanna cuddle with thats mans

Gold: did you know that poopman92 is my cousin???!?!??!?!?!
Justice: u lyin(im cringe
bepo: its true man gold is so lucky
Justice: dies of shock

poopman92 by bestsoundcloudrapper August 28, 2022