7 definition by Vironex

Anyone who can shit up to three 6+ inch long turds in a single sitting.

Small pieces of shit left on your ass when wet farting, squirting power poops, or wiping like a retard.

An extremely ugly person.

Severe smegma buildup. Curing may require intensive treatment.

A phrase that finds it's way through redneck's ear and out his ass hundreds of times a day. It is actually french for "I would like someone to shove a pencil with a troll on the eraser up my asshole". Please abide.

Most commonly performed by ignorant children at obese-old-woman ridden Wal-Mart. It involves fondling ones own tesicles via hand in pants pocket. It is extremely obvious when performed and unforunate to third parties.

As universal and versatile as fuck. This word is filler when experiencing the phenomena know as brain fart.