Definitions by Vironex

smegmata

Severe smegma buildup. Curing may require intensive treatment.

Ronny's smegmata is so bad he had to boil his phallus in order to pee.

smegmata by Vironex May 23, 2007

braille face 

An extremely ugly person.

Wendy was a cute kid, but she's grown into quite the braille face.

braille face by Vironex July 24, 2006

bum crumbs 

Small pieces of shit left on your ass when wet farting, squirting power poops, or wiping like a retard.

Stevie has no thumb and leaves bum crumbs when he attempts to wipe his shit off his ass.

bum crumbs by Vironex July 22, 2006

poopmaestro 

Anyone who can shit up to three 6+ inch long turds in a single sitting.

I hereby dub you poopmaestro for somehow managing to clog the Shaws bag. I guess you really did have to poop.

poopmaestro by Vironex July 22, 2006

wonga 

As universal and versatile as fuck. This word is filler when experiencing the phenomena know as brain fart.

"How are you for!" Mary Began. "To uncle of all the candy?"

"...um... wonga." Johny replied while kicking a stone and playing pocket pool.

wonga by Vironex July 22, 2006

pocket pool 

Most commonly performed by ignorant children at obese-old-woman ridden Wal-Mart. It involves fondling ones own tesicles via hand in pants pocket. It is extremely obvious when performed and unforunate to third parties.

Oh gross, that kid was totaly playing pocket pool. It's so obvious!

pocket pool by Vironex July 22, 2006

Git R dun 

A phrase that finds it's way through redneck's ear and out his ass hundreds of times a day. It is actually french for "I would like someone to shove a pencil with a troll on the eraser up my asshole". Please abide.

Boy 1: "Git R Dun"!!!

Boy 2 ::Shoves troll-tipped pencil up Boy 1's cornhole::

All is well in the forest.

Git R dun by Vironex July 22, 2006