poopmaxing

When one decides to hold in their poop as they believe holding in their own fences grants them more nutrients

Jack-How do you look so ripped!?
Daniel-I started poopmaxing to keep all my nutrients

by Ac1d_tr1p January 9, 2024

poopmaxing

Holding your feces in for as long as humanly possible for a satisfying,swift poop.

You look real bloated. Are you poopmaxing?

by Looksmaxing wizard March 21, 2024

Poopgaming

To bring a mobile gaming device into the bathroom and play while taking a shit.

Magnus: "Dan, where have you been the last 20 minutes?"
Dan: "I was poopgaming and got a new high score!"

by Noia July 1, 2011

Poopbating

1) taking a shit so long, you could masturbate at the same time
2) masturbating while pooping

man what's taking that fool so long? Oh he's probably thinking about BFJC and poopbating.

by kangtommy November 6, 2014

poopmaxxing

Usually involving multiple people, it involves eating much food, and defecating it. They then compare poops. If a better poop is wanted, laxatives are used in order to restart or redo this shit. Basically making attempts at getting a better, bigger, or just different shit types. Generally in a competitive manner, but it could be done in experimenting what different poops your body can make.

"Dude I produced such a bigger one, you cant make nothing!"
"The poopmaxxing session isn't over yet!"

by TheManFucker2269 December 30, 2023

poop maxing

trying to take the worlds biggest shit every shit

eating nothing but fibrous meals and holding your bowel movements in until you physically cant

yeah bro i've been poop maxing recently

by dodgeramowner March 20, 2024

poop maxing

When you mog your anus and clench it so the poop comes out super skinny.

A very difficult practice if you have constipation.

Poop maxing defines and chisels your buttocks, just like mewing.

Bro I just poop maxed, my buttcheeks look like michaelangelo's.

Bro your ass so flat, come poop max with me.

Hey bro, poop maxing feel hella good, first the poop comes out in a sliver when I clench my cheeks, and my buns get so strong bro, try it.

by Kittypoopy March 31, 2024