When you have a dream where you shit your pants, but then you wake up and there's poop all over yourself.
Jrich: "Yo bro, I had a poopmare last night. I woke to realize I shat all over my girlfriend's bed."
Matt: "Dude the same thing happened to me last week."
Conor: "Yeah man, poopmare's are pretty awesome."
Matt: "Dude the same thing happened to me last week."
Conor: "Yeah man, poopmare's are pretty awesome."
by JaredRichardsMadeThis April 04, 2020
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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When you poop in your dreams and wake up thinking you've pooped the bed, only to realize it was all a dream. The Freddy Krueger clause dictates that if you poop in your dreams, you poop for real.
I had a poopmare last night, so when I woke up I waddled cautiously to the bathroom and checked my drawers but they were clean.
by Perpetual Defeat June 16, 2015
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