When you have a dream where you shit your pants, but then you wake up and there's poop all over yourself.
Jrich: "Yo bro, I had a poopmare last night. I woke to realize I shat all over my girlfriend's bed."
Matt: "Dude the same thing happened to me last week."
Conor: "Yeah man, poopmare's are pretty awesome."
Matt: "Dude the same thing happened to me last week."
Conor: "Yeah man, poopmare's are pretty awesome."
by JaredRichardsMadeThis April 04, 2020
When you poop in your dreams and wake up thinking you've pooped the bed, only to realize it was all a dream. The Freddy Krueger clause dictates that if you poop in your dreams, you poop for real.
I had a poopmare last night, so when I woke up I waddled cautiously to the bathroom and checked my drawers but they were clean.
by Perpetual Defeat June 22, 2015