poopmaestro
I hereby dub you poopmaestro for somehow managing to clog the Shaws bag. I guess you really did have to poop.
poopmaestro by Vironex July 22, 2006
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poopmaestro
poopmaestro by Balicker October 21, 2003
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pooptastrophe
when your infant poops while in the jolly jumper/bouncer and continues to jump until said poop is noticed.
pooptastrophe by sgtvdub January 20, 2009
Postmaestroo
Postmaestroo is a player of the famous roblox league Ro Evolution Soccer Association.
The attacker, formerly known as Seitano, AcaFullTvFan and TheSerbShiba has made a name for himself for hitting the post on multiple key occasions, therefore hitting the post can be referred to AcaFullTvFan
The attacker, formerly known as Seitano, AcaFullTvFan and TheSerbShiba has made a name for himself for hitting the post on multiple key occasions, therefore hitting the post can be referred to AcaFullTvFan
Below is one of the following examples;
MakeIeIe: hits the post last minute whilst drawing 1-1 to ac milan
The crowd: POSTMAESTROO CURSED U LOOOOOOOOOL
MakeIeIe: hits the post last minute whilst drawing 1-1 to ac milan
The crowd: POSTMAESTROO CURSED U LOOOOOOOOOL
Postmaestroo by Dannyvoetballer October 10, 2020
pooptastrophe
Your getting ready to leave to a VERY IMPORTANT appointment and your running very late all you have to do is put the baby in the carseat and you"ll be ready to go. You go to reach for the baby and boy oh boy does he stink! You notice there is poop down his leg, up his back, on his hands, on the floor...POOP EVERYWHERE! EVEN ON YOU NOW! AHHHHHHHHH!! The more you attempt to remove his clothing the messier he gets, It is smearing EVERYWHERE! AHHHHH!!!
A disinfectant bath and a complete change of clothes is a MUST! Go ahead and throw ALL his clothes away, it truly IS that bad! HOLY CRAP, IT EVEN GOT ON HIS SHOES TOO! AHHHHHHH!!
A disinfectant bath and a complete change of clothes is a MUST! Go ahead and throw ALL his clothes away, it truly IS that bad! HOLY CRAP, IT EVEN GOT ON HIS SHOES TOO! AHHHHHHH!!
pooptastrophe by MomaMis May 1, 2009
Pooptastrophe
When you have a major pooping event that is in public and is problematic in some way or causes you great stress.
On a flight to Omaha, I had a total pooptastrophe in the airplane bathroom that was quite disturbing which ended with me realizing there was no toilet paper!
Pooptastrophe by Urberin Dictionary April 24, 2023
Pooptastrophizing
I know I’m pooptastrophizing, but I’ve got to get on a plane to Omaha right now and I just ate 2 bran muffins and a hot coffee. I hope I don’t have a pooptastrophe.
Pooptastrophizing by Urberin Dictionary April 24, 2023
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