poopmaestro

Anyone who can shit up to three 6+ inch long turds in a single sitting.

I hereby dub you poopmaestro for somehow managing to clog the Shaws bag. I guess you really did have to poop.

by Vironex July 22, 2006

poopmaestro

If fecal matter was like the Matrix, the poopmaestro would be the One. Poop is funny.

Once again the poopmaestro wins the hearts of America with laughter.

by Balicker October 21, 2003

pooptastrophe

when your infant poops while in the jolly jumper/bouncer and continues to jump until said poop is noticed.

OMG honey, get me the wipes quick...we have a pooptastrophe!

by sgtvdub January 20, 2009

Postmaestroo

Postmaestroo is a player of the famous roblox league Ro Evolution Soccer Association.

The attacker, formerly known as Seitano, AcaFullTvFan and TheSerbShiba has made a name for himself for hitting the post on multiple key occasions, therefore hitting the post can be referred to AcaFullTvFan

Below is one of the following examples;

MakeIeIe: hits the post last minute whilst drawing 1-1 to ac milan
The crowd: POSTMAESTROO CURSED U LOOOOOOOOOL

by Dannyvoetballer October 10, 2020

pooptastrophe

Your getting ready to leave to a VERY IMPORTANT appointment and your running very late all you have to do is put the baby in the carseat and you"ll be ready to go. You go to reach for the baby and boy oh boy does he stink! You notice there is poop down his leg, up his back, on his hands, on the floor...POOP EVERYWHERE! EVEN ON YOU NOW! AHHHHHHHHH!! The more you attempt to remove his clothing the messier he gets, It is smearing EVERYWHERE! AHHHHH!!!

A disinfectant bath and a complete change of clothes is a MUST! Go ahead and throw ALL his clothes away, it truly IS that bad! HOLY CRAP, IT EVEN GOT ON HIS SHOES TOO! AHHHHHHH!!

Sorry I'm late we had a POOPTASTROPHE!

Sorry we did not make it, one word: POOPTASTROPHE!

by MomaMis May 1, 2009

Pooptastrophe

When you have a major pooping event that is in public and is problematic in some way or causes you great stress.

On a flight to Omaha, I had a total pooptastrophe in the airplane bathroom that was quite disturbing which ended with me realizing there was no toilet paper!

by Urberin Dictionary April 24, 2023

Pooptastrophizing

The worry about future pooptastrophies that may or may not happen.

I know I’m pooptastrophizing, but I’ve got to get on a plane to Omaha right now and I just ate 2 bran muffins and a hot coffee. I hope I don’t have a pooptastrophe.

by Urberin Dictionary April 24, 2023