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Anyone who can shit up to three 6+ inch long turds in a single sitting.
I hereby dub you poopmaestro for somehow managing to clog the Shaws bag. I guess you really did have to poop.
by Vironex July 22, 2006
Happy St. Patties Day!
If fecal matter was like the Matrix, the poopmaestro would be the One. Poop is funny.
Once again the poopmaestro wins the hearts of America with laughter.
by Balicker October 21, 2003
Happy St. Patties Day!