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poonteen 

A young girl, ages 12-15, who dresses like slut and is often mistaken for an older girl.
Guy 1: Look at that girl. She's hot.

Guy 2: You're sick man. That's poonteen.
poonteen by JASAV September 13, 2009
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poontending 

Tending to your poon. When you have to spend time with your fine lady friend instead of doing something possibly more exciting.
I'd like to go out tonight, but I have some poontending to do.

I wish that i had a high poontendance in my classroom...
and by classroom i mean pants
poontending by josedagardner March 27, 2006

poonteeth 

A circumstance or attribute that would deter or discourage a guy from having sex with a girl.
Her? No way! Her over-protective older brother just got out of jail and I hear she's got the clap. That girl's got some serious poonteeth.
poonteeth by Seamusthedirtyscottsman November 18, 2006

Poontene 

An expensive,high-end line of hair care products for muffs.
My sister loves Poontene Pubes Conditioner with guava extract.
Poontene by wolfbait51 April 17, 2011

poontentialometer 

A scale of 1-10, rating how much poontential a girl has.
"I'd give her an 8 on the poontentialometer"
poontentialometer by nnnsss February 18, 2010

poontential 

the potential of a very young girl to one day be viable (and legal) for a right fucking
your 5 year old daughter has got some poontential
poontential by addz October 12, 2003

Poontential 

The opportunity for one to obtain poon.
"The st. anne's party next week has definite poontential."

"Wow there's a lot of poontential here"
Poontential by sideways.smile March 4, 2009
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