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conditioner

You know when your a Jon when you use conditioner daily.
by tarzan and jane October 4, 2009
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conditioner

while recieving head, the male pulls out just before shooting the goods and goes in the female's hair. at this point, the male rubs her hair vigorously. Note: wash hands afterwards.
Last night I gave my girl a little natural conditioner.
by sickwitdadick July 2, 2004
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conditioner cuck

A person (usually a guy) who only has one thing on his mind: conditioner
Doesn't take great care of his body and doesn't have much of a life, but makes up for it by purchasing expensive hair products, personal hygiene items etc. which, are the only thing he talks about and flexes on his friends, which mostly are emotionally distant from him, and they don't want to be around him, they don't hang out with him, he hangs out with them, and does so like a leech, clinging on and sucks until there isn't anything left to suck. Very draining to be around, and makes dumb overused jokes and sexual innuendos, despite not ever being sexually active.
José: Watch out, here he comes.
Zacharias: No kidding, lets get out of here before that conditioner cuck starts following us everywhere we go.
by Pollo👍 December 19, 2021
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Conditioner Effect

When your friend makes up shit and acts like it’s a thing everyone knows about, but no, it’s not.
Dude, it’s the Shampoo effect. You’ve never heard of the shampoo effect.

No man, that’s not a thing. That’s the conditioner effect. You just made that up!
by Caiman1 March 31, 2019
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Air Conditioner

An Air Conditioner (often referred to as AC) is a home appliance designed to dehumidify, extract heat from an area and make us feel like we're in paradise or heaven.
-So where you going this summer? You wanna come with us to Hawaii?

-Sorry, i already have plans to chill with my Air Conditioner.
by 123yik June 7, 2010
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Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.

A standard BJ, only when the woman has an ice cube in her mouth so that your dick may be cooled and refreshed for further use.

Best used on extremely hot days after physical labor, when you have sustained an injury to your penis, or after intense sexual endeavors.
1) It was 98 degrees while I was mowing the lawn, so I had my woman cool me down with the old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
2) At baseball practice I got nailed in the dick by a baseball, it hurt so bad that the only cure was a good old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
3) We boned for like 8 hours, my dick was so sore that I absolutely needed a Mcgrath Air-Conditioner in order to not contract ED.
by coolkidcookscrack May 5, 2010
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The Leaky Air Conditioner

A sexual term used when a man stands over a women, and lets his ball sweat drip on the womens (or mans) Face.
I gave her The Leaky Air Conditioner on a hot summers eve
by The Middle & The Bear September 6, 2007
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