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pooneenee 

Pronounced as pOO-knee-knee - pussy, cunt, fur taco
She's got me aching for that tight pooneenee tonight.
pooneenee by Poon Hunter August 8, 2009
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Poontene 

An expensive,high-end line of hair care products for muffs.
My sister loves Poontene Pubes Conditioner with guava extract.
Poontene by wolfbait51 April 17, 2011
Pewdiepie, just more poo and pee.
"Who are u watching?"
"poodeepee"
poodeepee by DexTheCreator March 18, 2021

Poongineer 

Someone who is gifted and creative when it comes to handling the poon. They also often discover new and exciting ways to engineer methods of vaginal orgasm.
Giiirrrlll I hooked up with Justin last night and he was a poongineer fo sho!

Dude, I made her cum so many times I earned my degree in poongineering.
Poongineer by kvag February 16, 2010

theee phoneeeeee 

Mr. Aldana's favorite words if he sees you on your phone in class. Go to Beyer Highschool in Modesto and you'll meet the most annoying math teacher ever. But also, one of the FAIREST and kindaaaa sweet. Also! He's bald so its much funnier.
"okayyy theee phoneeeeee"

paneenee 

a guys male reproductive organ, also known as a penis
Your paneenee is poking me.

pooneeze 

When you sneeze and fart simultaneously, the instance is called a pooneeze
Jo did the biggest pooneeze before lunch, it was so loud!
pooneeze by Plantgirls January 8, 2010
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