Poopteenth 

A day in which a bad or interesting thing can and will or may have happened. It can be any day of the year and is generally used with negative connotation.

"Ah, so you were born on the Poopteenth?"

"Too bad it's gotta happen on the Poopteenth..."

Poopteenth by TheUltimateDayMaker July 23, 2025

poonteeth 

A circumstance or attribute that would deter or discourage a guy from having sex with a girl.

Her? No way! Her over-protective older brother just got out of jail and I hear she's got the clap. That girl's got some serious poonteeth.

poonteeth by Seamusthedirtyscottsman November 18, 2006

pimpteenth power

the highest level on the pimpometer scale

this bj is pimp to the pimpteenth power

pimpteenth power by ts431 September 23, 2003

pooftenth 

Slang for an extremely short period of time

It'll only take a pooftenth to have it finished

pooftenth by David Arnott September 2, 2003

Poofteenth

The Imperial version of a small measurement, The expression is used when something is nearly there and lined up and it needs that "Poofteenth" more ! American cars when being worked on usually need the bolts tightened a "Poofteenth" more to get them done up. Asian cars that use the metric system need their bolts tightened up by a "Millifluff".

"Hey Cletus is that transmission back on the truck yet ?" "Not yet Bob I jist haft tighten this bolt a Poofteenth an it's done ! "

Poofteenth by leverman August 20, 2020

pooptent

Somebody is refered to as pooptent if they have the power to control other individuals with the potent smell of their feces. Their powers include but are not limited to driving other people out of the contaminated area, making others (who cannot leave) compliant as they beg them to do sth in order to eliminate the stench, such as open a window, and kill animals and small children by intoxication.
etymology: compositum of the words "poop" and "potent".
noun: pooptence

He is totally pooptent, when I walked by the bathroom the smell literally made me gag and beg him to open a window being down on my knees.

So you think you can kill your cat and get away with it? Oh yeah, you don't know how pooptent I am!

pooptent by TofuTurtle February 19, 2011