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Poontene

An expensive,high-end line of hair care products for muffs.
My sister loves Poontene Pubes Conditioner with guava extract.
by wolfbait51 April 17, 2011
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poontending

Tending to your poon. When you have to spend time with your fine lady friend instead of doing something possibly more exciting.
I'd like to go out tonight, but I have some poontending to do.

I wish that i had a high poontendance in my classroom...
and by classroom i mean pants
by josedagardner March 27, 2006
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poonteeth

A circumstance or attribute that would deter or discourage a guy from having sex with a girl.
Her? No way! Her over-protective older brother just got out of jail and I hear she's got the clap. That girl's got some serious poonteeth.
by Seamusthedirtyscottsman November 18, 2006
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Poontunes

Music that you put on when your fucking
I wanted to set the mood right when I was with my girl so I put on some poontunes
by BachiniandBamBam February 23, 2011
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poontentialometer

A scale of 1-10, rating how much poontential a girl has.
"I'd give her an 8 on the poontentialometer"
by nnnsss February 18, 2010
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poontential

the potential of a very young girl to one day be viable (and legal) for a right fucking
your 5 year old daughter has got some poontential
by addz October 12, 2003
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Poontential

The opportunity for one to obtain poon.
"The st. anne's party next week has definite poontential."

"Wow there's a lot of poontential here"
by sideways.smile March 4, 2009
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