Poontene

An expensive,high-end line of hair care products for muffs.

My sister loves Poontene Pubes Conditioner with guava extract.

by wolfbait51 April 17, 2011

poontending

Tending to your poon. When you have to spend time with your fine lady friend instead of doing something possibly more exciting.

I'd like to go out tonight, but I have some poontending to do.

I wish that i had a high poontendance in my classroom...
and by classroom i mean pants

by josedagardner March 27, 2006

poonteeth

A circumstance or attribute that would deter or discourage a guy from having sex with a girl.

Her? No way! Her over-protective older brother just got out of jail and I hear she's got the clap. That girl's got some serious poonteeth.

by Seamusthedirtyscottsman November 18, 2006

Poontunes

Music that you put on when your fucking

I wanted to set the mood right when I was with my girl so I put on some poontunes

by BachiniandBamBam February 23, 2011

poontentialometer

A scale of 1-10, rating how much poontential a girl has.

"I'd give her an 8 on the poontentialometer"

by nnnsss February 18, 2010

poontential

the potential of a very young girl to one day be viable (and legal) for a right fucking

your 5 year old daughter has got some poontential

by addz October 12, 2003

Poontential

The opportunity for one to obtain poon.

"The st. anne's party next week has definite poontential."

"Wow there's a lot of poontential here"

by sideways.smile March 4, 2009