poontending

Tending to your poon. When you have to spend time with your fine lady friend instead of doing something possibly more exciting.

I'd like to go out tonight, but I have some poontending to do.

I wish that i had a high poontendance in my classroom...
and by classroom i mean pants

by josedagardner March 27, 2006

Poontanging

Southern Appalachian Word describing sex or sexual acts.

"I cought Amber and Bryan Poontanging in the hay 2 weeks ago come Wednesday." "Shameful Merle Shameful....."

by Shayman G.W.R May 1, 2007

Pooptending

When a person pretends to go poop to get out of something they don't want to do.

A guy was at his work and had an hour left so he that he was dreading so he told his boss he needed to go poop because he knew nobody would question him if he said he needed to poop. Pooptending.

by DerumCapz October 4, 2016