pooclap

To clap when you deposit faeces

A: what was that noise?
B:I just “pooclapped” bro

by Kingstan78 June 29, 2022

Poopclap

A poopclap is what happens when a turd rockets out of your asshole and into the toilet, and the impacted water splashes onto your ass cheeks

Dude, I just had an awesome poopclap during 4th period!

by sophiethebophie August 10, 2017

pooclam

A name for the physiological abnormality where the vaginal opening and the anus switch positions.

Fucking her in the pooclam is technically anal sex.

by lemonsareemo October 9, 2010

Poocrapstinate

When doing something boring and an urge too take a wicked deuce steps in to save the day. A smart person can take advantage of natures food flow and Poocrapstinate, taking as much time to shit as possible.

1) "man, fuck this noise...im going to go poocrapstinate for a while"

by Gnarly Gnight August 30, 2009

poocrap

a poocrap is a large brown usually squshy substace that can be originated from your buttoks. noun

omg there is a giant poocrap in my toilet!!!!!

by tinnie 11119955 February 23, 2013

Pooflaps

A part of the body that is directly affected by what you eat.

Mike: Man, I was in the restroom for two hours after eating those hot wings!

Sally: Are your pooflaps okay?

Mike: They're still leaky, but they should get better soon.

by Pooflaps March 4, 2011

Pooflap

Beauty Mark (big mole on butthole)

His pooflap is waving in the wind (flatulence)

by officialpooflapper June 16, 2010