Poopclap

A poopclap is what happens when a turd rockets out of your asshole and into the toilet, and the impacted water splashes onto your ass cheeks

Dude, I just had an awesome poopclap during 4th period!

by sophiethebophie August 10, 2017

poopslap

1. (n) An exclamatory term used to used to express discontent or anger.

2. (v) To slap one in the face with fecal matter.

Tom: You have AIDS.
Jim: Poopslap!

by Nugd00der February 24, 2011

PoopClaw

When a dog scratches you with fecal matter on it's claws and you have to go to the Emergency Room

Katie got poopclawed by her clients dog.

by actioniscoming November 11, 2018

Poopslap

When you take a shit and it is so long that it bottoms out the bowl and falls over, causing a slapping noise on the water.

Damn! Did you hear that massive poopslap?

by truckman1966 January 16, 2009

poopcrap

Something preposterous, to be ridiculed and ignored.

That description of Elena sure ain't no poopcrap.

by jackalopehunter February 4, 2010

poopcrap

poopcrap was originally an axolotl but now its just funny because clyde and poopcrap died

Rabbit: Hey, have you seen poopcrap?
Bunny: No, him and clyde are f**king dead

by currysandwhichrabbit December 12, 2021

pooclap

To clap when you deposit faeces

A: what was that noise?
B:I just “pooclapped” bro

by Kingstan78 June 29, 2022