Poocrapstinate

When doing something boring and an urge too take a wicked deuce steps in to save the day. A smart person can take advantage of natures food flow and Poocrapstinate, taking as much time to shit as possible.

1) "man, fuck this noise...im going to go poocrapstinate for a while"

by Gnarly Gnight August 30, 2009

procrastinate

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.

You. You procrastinate. You are the example.

by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008

procrastinate

What most people do in their life from one time to another
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am

When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...

I should be writing my essay, but I'm busing reading disturbing definitions. I really shouldn't procrastinate.

by donottouchthat February 5, 2013

procrastinate

How 75% of Urban Dictionary's are created.

I should be doing my History Review right now but I decided to procrastinate.

by Adam Hussey May 26, 2008

poocrastinate

Taking as much time on the shitter as possible to delay working on another, more important project. When one poocrastinates they sit back, relax and let nature take its course, however long that maybe. The reading of shampoo bottles, magazines and engaging in existential thoughts of life are highly common, even way after shitting has occurred.

I have a 2,500 word essay due tomorrow. I was a third of the way through when I decided to take a dump. 45 minutes later, deep in thought, I realized I had finished pooping nearly half an hour ago. "Damn I sure can poocrastinate" I said. Then I noticed I hadn't read the back of the toilet paper package yet...

by Incurable Humanist February 21, 2010

Poopcrastinate

{poop-kras-tuh-neyt}
verb (used without object):
to defer action by engaging in pooping instead; to delay by means of defecation
or
verb (used with object)
to put off till another day or time by choosing to poop instead.

Shut up, Man! Can't you see I wasn't able to poop long enough to poopcrastinate my problems away? Now I need to procrastinate by pontificating on the topic of poopcrastination!"

by I did this. March 2, 2018

procrasstinate

To put off doing something, not because you're busy, but because you're a lazy ass.

He preferred to watch football and procrasstinate than to mow the yard.

by Kram Llahtneb February 6, 2010