Deposit

Polite way of saying shit, poo, a stool.

Abby is making a deposit in the bathroom.

by muonic February 10, 2010

Deposit

Shooting semen in the butt hole of another. Like making a deposit at a bank.

I gave the girl I met last night a deposit.

by xylience July 2, 2010

Deposit

When you not depositing money, but cum into her ass or vagina.

Darian: Shit, man. I'm out of money. I didn't go to the bank.

Darnell: Why not?

Darian: Cuz I had to make a "deposit" first and ran out of time.

Darnell: My man!

by PartyMonkey2000 May 12, 2022

Deposit

Sometimes you spot someone on the street who you think is very attractive and would like to fuck. However, these hastily made judgements can backfire when you realise upon closer inspection they are below the age of consent. If this is the case then you can instead put a deposit down for a later date once they've matured.

Hi Andy, check her out over there.

Woah! She's a bit on the young side.

True, ah well i'd put a deposit down anyway.

by Goatlord2010 March 19, 2010

Deposit

Permission to have a move-in party by your landlord

Like a Miami Heat championship, you will never see it again.

Bro: Dude, when you gonna break in the new place?
You: I Just settled up, what you thinkin'?
Bro: Man, three words, keg, KY, and hot bitches.
YOU: That's like five man
Bro: And a slip n' slide
You: Deposit kickin' in already

by Nate Piller January 29, 2008

depositing cum

The act of depositing semen into a bank pneumatic tube such as one would with money. Frowned upon by most states but may illegal some states in the United States of America.

News Report: Local pervert caught and arrested Tuesday morning for depositing cum in a local Arlington Bank of America.

by PhillipD33zNutZ August 29, 2018

the poop deposit

Another term for pooping.

Excuse me fine gentlemen, I have to go and deliver the poop deposit.

My chap, I'm sorry to leave you but I must go and make the poop deposit.

by poobicus August 21, 2010