Pooclaw

A feces covered and encrusted claw of any claw carrying individual

The cats pooclaw cause a nasty infection, wait till I get him with shit hook.

by Hetroerectus September 19, 2022

poochaw!

When you are ramming your rock hard rod into a nice lady’s chocolate silly slide, and you pull out for a momentary reprieve, you glance down and see that a small chunk of colon batter has lodged itself onto the tip of your purple headed one eyed monster... this becomes a three part process going forward. 1 remain calm you are not the first person this has happened to. 2 reach down and pick up her bra that she has discarded at the beginning of this vile deed and wipe off the anal paste using said bra. 3 proceed to kinkyly whip her whore ass with the now shit smeared bra while yelling at the top of your lungs “POOCHAW”!!!

Hey Ben, how did last night go?? It was great! I gave tawny the ol poochaw!!

by OL JACK BURTON December 19, 2018

pooclam

A name for the physiological abnormality where the vaginal opening and the anus switch positions.

Fucking her in the pooclam is technically anal sex.

by lemonsareemo October 9, 2010

popclaw

When a girl asks you to eat her ass out but she crushes your skull to the point your brain shoots out of your fucking head

“I gave my landlord the good ol’ popclaw treatment and now i don’t have to pay rent anymore!”

by Big puffs niglet September 19, 2020

PoopClaw

When a dog scratches you with fecal matter on it's claws and you have to go to the Emergency Room

Katie got poopclawed by her clients dog.

by actioniscoming November 11, 2018

popclaw

When a woman orgasms uncontrollably and loses all inabition from sitting on a man/womans face and suffocates and crushes their skull into a million pieces.

"Hey Babe, can you popclaw me tonight?" "She came so hard she almost popclawed me"

by RMDTHEBOYS September 9, 2020

PooClan

Poo Clan has a history starting off in 2019
The OG members are Joseph And Charlie

Live Long Poo Clan

OMG! Joseph just made a PooClan

by josephcunningham1234 October 16, 2020