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Constipation Proclamation
The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body
The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran
Constipation Proclamation by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009
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Masturbation Proclamation
a in progress soon to be bill, giving the freedom to masturbate wherever you choose without consiquence
Masturbation Proclamation by Krisspuff April 16, 2010
Masterbation Proclamation
When a guy who always denied ever jacking off first proclaims to their friends that they indeed do masterbate. Usually admitted after days, months and years of questioning and teasing.
Krieg- "You missed it last night. Brett finally caved."
Chase- "How's that?"
Krieg- "Masterbation Proclamation"
Chase- "I always knew he was a jackoff"
Chase- "How's that?"
Krieg- "Masterbation Proclamation"
Chase- "I always knew he was a jackoff"
Masterbation Proclamation by woundtight September 25, 2011
Masturbation Proclamation
Law of the land giving any person the ability to claim any object on which they masturbates onto as long as that is not already claimed.
Masturbation Proclamation by Christmas cruises October 5, 2017
Poocam
Someone that has a big steamy shit on webcam whilst the other person watches and masturbates over it.
Poocam by emmaclarkkkkk. January 12, 2011
urination proclamation
a statement someone makes or "proclaims" when he/she needs to go to the bathroom, like the emancipation proclamation, except for peeing
"Yo, I gotta use your bathroom, I'm about to make a urination proclamation, I've been holding it in for like 3 hours!"
urination proclamation by S McS June 17, 2007