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Beauty Mark (big mole on butthole)
His pooflap is waving in the wind (flatulence)
Pooflap by officialpooflapper June 16, 2010
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pooflakes 

a flake of poo normaly found around the deepest corners of yor toilet seat normaly made by scottish people called euan kearney
" muuuum iv done some more pooflakes "
pooflakes by Sam and cod November 6, 2008

poonflap 

When a women has become overweight to the point of having a large, sweaty, cheese producing flap or roll of fat hanging down over her puss.
Check out the poon flap on roseanne.
poonflap by matt March 28, 2003
When someone freaks out because they have to take a shit.
Ryan: Hey natalie how are you?
Natalie: Aw man, i'm pooflakin!
Ryan: Damn, that sucks ass!
pooflakin by Maelyn July 19, 2007

Pooflaps 

A part of the body that is directly affected by what you eat.
Mike: Man, I was in the restroom for two hours after eating those hot wings!

Sally: Are your pooflaps okay?

Mike: They're still leaky, but they should get better soon.
Pooflaps by Pooflaps March 4, 2011

poofsapped

intoxicated to the point of non-existence
"Why does Kevin have Kleenex boxes on his feet?"

"Dude, he's poofsapped."
poofsapped by Ned Ryerson July 23, 2003

poonflap 

just look at your mom's snatch... you'll know...
Oh my fucking christ, your mom has some gnarly poonflaps.
poonflap by fat fucking penis March 21, 2003
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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