Pooflap

Beauty Mark (big mole on butthole)

His pooflap is waving in the wind (flatulence)

by officialpooflapper June 16, 2010

pooflakes

a flake of poo normaly found around the deepest corners of yor toilet seat normaly made by scottish people called euan kearney

" muuuum iv done some more pooflakes "

by Sam and cod November 6, 2008

poonflap

When a women has become overweight to the point of having a large, sweaty, cheese producing flap or roll of fat hanging down over her puss.

Check out the poon flap on roseanne.

by matt March 28, 2003

pooflakin

When someone freaks out because they have to take a shit.

Ryan: Hey natalie how are you?
Natalie: Aw man, i'm pooflakin!
Ryan: Damn, that sucks ass!

by Maelyn July 19, 2007

Pooflaps

A part of the body that is directly affected by what you eat.

Mike: Man, I was in the restroom for two hours after eating those hot wings!

Sally: Are your pooflaps okay?

Mike: They're still leaky, but they should get better soon.

by Pooflaps March 4, 2011

poofsapped

intoxicated to the point of non-existence

"Why does Kevin have Kleenex boxes on his feet?"

"Dude, he's poofsapped."

by Ned Ryerson July 23, 2003

poonflap

just look at your mom's snatch... you'll know...

Oh my fucking christ, your mom has some gnarly poonflaps.

by fat fucking penis March 21, 2003