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pooflakes 

a flake of poo normaly found around the deepest corners of yor toilet seat normaly made by scottish people called euan kearney
" muuuum iv done some more pooflakes "
pooflakes by Sam and cod November 6, 2008

poonflap 

When a women has become overweight to the point of having a large, sweaty, cheese producing flap or roll of fat hanging down over her puss.
Check out the poon flap on roseanne.
poonflap by matt March 28, 2003
When someone freaks out because they have to take a shit.
Ryan: Hey natalie how are you?
Natalie: Aw man, i'm pooflakin!
Ryan: Damn, that sucks ass!
pooflakin by Maelyn July 19, 2007

Pooflaps 

A part of the body that is directly affected by what you eat.
Mike: Man, I was in the restroom for two hours after eating those hot wings!

Sally: Are your pooflaps okay?

Mike: They're still leaky, but they should get better soon.
Pooflaps by Pooflaps March 4, 2011

poofsapped

intoxicated to the point of non-existence
"Why does Kevin have Kleenex boxes on his feet?"

"Dude, he's poofsapped."
poofsapped by Ned Ryerson July 23, 2003

poonflap 

just look at your mom's snatch... you'll know...
Oh my fucking christ, your mom has some gnarly poonflaps.
poonflap by fat fucking penis March 21, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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