poocrap
poocrap by tinnie 11119955 February 23, 2013
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poocrastinate
Taking as much time on the shitter as possible to delay working on another, more important project. When one poocrastinates they sit back, relax and let nature take its course, however long that maybe. The reading of shampoo bottles, magazines and engaging in existential thoughts of life are highly common, even way after shitting has occurred.
I have a 2,500 word essay due tomorrow. I was a third of the way through when I decided to take a dump. 45 minutes later, deep in thought, I realized I had finished pooping nearly half an hour ago. "Damn I sure can poocrastinate" I said. Then I noticed I hadn't read the back of the toilet paper package yet...
poocrastinate by Incurable Humanist February 21, 2010
Related Words
Procrapinate
–verb; to defer the action of crapping; delay: to procrastinate until your sphincter can no longer hold back the wave of poo attempting to break free.
Related Forms:
Procrapinating, Procrapinated, Procrapination, Procrapinator.
Related Forms:
Procrapinating, Procrapinated, Procrapination, Procrapinator.
Exmaple 1: Today, I was so lazy that I managed to procrapinate seven hours before finally giving in to my sphincter.
Example 2: I'm a chronic procrapinator.
Example 2: I'm a chronic procrapinator.
Procrapinate by TG (The Gift) July 30, 2009
Procrapination
Being a pro at crapping to procrastinate.
Pro-crapping-ation
Often used as an excuse at work to not work.
Going to the toilet and spending a lot of time there.
Pro-crapping-ation
Often used as an excuse at work to not work.
Going to the toilet and spending a lot of time there.
Guy: Imma go to the toilet to procrapinate because work sucks.
40 minutes later...
Guy: That's enough procrapination for today. *opens door* Oh crap it's the boss.
Boss: You have been in the toilet for a very long time! You're fired!
40 minutes later...
Guy: That's enough procrapination for today. *opens door* Oh crap it's the boss.
Boss: You have been in the toilet for a very long time! You're fired!
Procrapination by World of Wordcraft June 24, 2016
Poocrastination
"I really had quite a lot of work to do today; probably shouldn't have spent so long poocrastinating and just got it done. Poocrastination is going to get me fired."
Poocrastination by Coatsey August 27, 2013
procrapsturbate
Roy: I just got home from eating Mexican food and should be mowing the lawn, but decided to go in the bathroom and procrapsturbate instead.
procrapsturbate by Troys Favorite Friend October 21, 2009
poocrasterbating
Tanya: What took you so long? We've been waiting here forever.
Tim: Sorry, I was poocrasterbating.
Tanya: What's that?
Tim: I don't know but my hand's pretty sore.
Tim: Sorry, I was poocrasterbating.
Tanya: What's that?
Tim: I don't know but my hand's pretty sore.
poocrasterbating by razzledazzle69 April 16, 2011
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