poocrap

a poocrap is a large brown usually squshy substace that can be originated from your buttoks. noun

omg there is a giant poocrap in my toilet!!!!!

by tinnie 11119955 February 23, 2013

poocrastinate

Taking as much time on the shitter as possible to delay working on another, more important project. When one poocrastinates they sit back, relax and let nature take its course, however long that maybe. The reading of shampoo bottles, magazines and engaging in existential thoughts of life are highly common, even way after shitting has occurred.

I have a 2,500 word essay due tomorrow. I was a third of the way through when I decided to take a dump. 45 minutes later, deep in thought, I realized I had finished pooping nearly half an hour ago. "Damn I sure can poocrastinate" I said. Then I noticed I hadn't read the back of the toilet paper package yet...

by Incurable Humanist February 21, 2010

Procrapinate

–verb; to defer the action of crapping; delay: to procrastinate until your sphincter can no longer hold back the wave of poo attempting to break free.

Related Forms:
Procrapinating, Procrapinated, Procrapination, Procrapinator.

Exmaple 1: Today, I was so lazy that I managed to procrapinate seven hours before finally giving in to my sphincter.

Example 2: I'm a chronic procrapinator.

by TG (The Gift) July 30, 2009

Procrapination

Being a pro at crapping to procrastinate.
Pro-crapping-ation
Often used as an excuse at work to not work.
Going to the toilet and spending a lot of time there.

Guy: Imma go to the toilet to procrapinate because work sucks.
40 minutes later...
Guy: That's enough procrapination for today. *opens door* Oh crap it's the boss.
Boss: You have been in the toilet for a very long time! You're fired!

by World of Wordcraft June 24, 2016

Poocrastination

The act of going for a poo in order to avoid performing a task.

"I really had quite a lot of work to do today; probably shouldn't have spent so long poocrastinating and just got it done. Poocrastination is going to get me fired."

by Coatsey August 27, 2013

procrapsturbate

When you procrastinate doing a task by masturbating while taking a dump on the toilet.

Roy: I just got home from eating Mexican food and should be mowing the lawn, but decided to go in the bathroom and procrapsturbate instead.

by Troys Favorite Friend October 21, 2009

poocrasterbating

pooping, procrastinating, and masturbating all at the same time. basically a lonely man's blumpkin.

Tanya: What took you so long? We've been waiting here forever.

Tim: Sorry, I was poocrasterbating.

Tanya: What's that?

Tim: I don't know but my hand's pretty sore.

by razzledazzle69 April 16, 2011