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Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."
ponkers by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021
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pokedeath 

When you die playing Pokemon Go.

Also known as a Darwin Award.
A man crashed his car and died, it turned out to be a pokedeath.
pokedeath by N04h July 31, 2016

Poked Out 

The act of exposing only one's penis, while remaining otherwise fully clothed, in order to have sex.
This is typically done by utilizing the zipper or fly of one's jeans to free the penis.
Morgan: You had sex with her in the kitchen?!! What if someone walked in?
Nate: No big deal, I still had all my clothes on, I was just kinda poked out.
Morgan: That's fucken hilarious!
Poked Out by heyitsgray August 13, 2011

pokedex 591 

pokedex 591:

player 1: Amoonguss

player 2: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
pokedex 591 by bignus May 5, 2021
When matter is compressed downward. A common word in Northeastern Pennsylvania dialect.
The snow was so panked I could hardly shovel it.
panked by Pzzzzz November 25, 2011

Banana Poked 

A man inserting his penis into a womans vagina
Callsuma: "Last night i got Banana Poked by Edward"
Banana Poked by KatieAtiex January 13, 2010