When someone with HIV pokes you with a needle that has their blood. Some even leave cards that say "You now have HIV". These people are usually at concerts mostly raves.

I think I got poked last night... I just got back from the doctor and I tested positive for HIV.

Poked by Pat DVS June 11, 2008

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Poked

1: To have had "no strings attached sex".

2: when two platonic friends smash but it doesn't mean anything.

3: when two ex's are broken up but still fucking.

(Q): so did y'all hang out last night?

(A): Man we fuck'n poked & then I dipped out.

Poked by Dimo Green February 23, 2020

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Poked

Poked is a term to refer to being stabbed in Toronto slang (maybe elsewhere). Pokes is also a term referring to a bladed/pointed weapon.

(I hope this helps some people when living or visiting Toronto. My best ways of surviving a knife attack is de-escalating if possible, giving a robber what they want; your items can be replace and gotten back not your life. NEVER get caught in a corner, run or get to anywhere people will see you, hear you whatever. AND IF YOU HAVE TO FIGHT BACK FIGHT DIRTY. MAKE IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN TO LET THEM GET YOU GETTING TO SAFETY IS TOP PRIORITY. P.s. This is Canada if you feel your life threatened you can take whatever steps needed to make sure YOU are ok. Don't be afraid to fight back)

Stay safe.

Example 1
"Keep fucking with me I'll leave you poked up."
"You want to get poked?"

Example 2
"Get you pokes ready."
"Where's my pokes at?"

Poked by Elevated mind January 7, 2023

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Poked Out

The act of exposing only one's penis, while remaining otherwise fully clothed, in order to have sex.
This is typically done by utilizing the zipper or fly of one's jeans to free the penis.

Morgan: You had sex with her in the kitchen?!! What if someone walked in?
Nate: No big deal, I still had all my clothes on, I was just kinda poked out.
Morgan: That's fucken hilarious!

Poked Out by heyitsgray August 13, 2011

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poked up

When someone literally gets "poked" up as in stabbed.

Yo this nigga was punkin me, so you know he got poked up.

poked up by yatusabes March 2, 2008

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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