Poned

To have had sex. Not the same as pwned.

"Dude, I totally poned her last night!!"

by Applehead08 March 09, 2010

Poned

To get pulled over by a pig, po po, (cop) goin extremely fast.

"Dude you got poned!"

by Bryan October 13, 2004

Poned

To verbally "burn" or "roast" someone beyond belief.

Kasey: Wow Mom have you gained weight?
Sarah: WOAHH!! SHE STRAIGHT PONED YA!!!
Mom: :0

by kscfl April 30, 2020

Poned

getting your ass whoped by anyone who is better than you, causing disgrace and/or shame. Basically sucking.

Leo- "dude you got SEROUSLY PONED by that old lady"

by Dr. Pepper March 10, 2004

Poned

Formed as a combination of other diss words such as punk'd, burned, owned, or schooled.

Joe: Nick, you just got so poned by Kevin at that game!

by ShannonK December 20, 2007

Poned

The act of losing badly in a game.

The inexperienced player was poned by the veteran.

by Mercer October 29, 2003

Poned

to get owned in something like a videogame

Harman got poned by Nicholas in Madden

Harman: 0

Nicholas: 53

by falcons#1 February 08, 2008