poinker

a little pig who doesnt seem to do much more than sit ear junk and play on x-box or something, and yet is still a skinny little bum, and a snot

me: beez Bim, are you EVER going to get off that thing?!?! Mag and i want you to do somethign for us, we think youll like it though
Bimi: GO AWAY!! ::picks up more chips and eats them, finnishing another bag:: WAIT...i need more chips
::mag and i leave room::
Mag: GEEZ!! your brother is SOO annoying!!!...and wtf, is that all he ever does??
me: ya, basically, that and sleep, and lie, hes such a poinker
Mag: ya, i agree....

by kittensk8red April 6, 2005

ponkers

The opposite of poggers.

Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."

by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021

Jr finger pointer joyner

Someone who points a finger in an effort to get attention. These individuals are usually envious and jealous of others.

Eric is a Jr finger pointer joyner, and needs to shut his aperture.

by lord of hell June 18, 2010

four pointer

Titty fucking. Placing your penis between a woman's breastasis and pumping like crazy until you cum. Jake Kemp says it's worth 4 points.

Becca's jugs are so big, I was easily able to score a four pointer last night.

by Dan's Beach Towel December 19, 2013

laser pointer

A fun thing that you flash in peoples eyes causing blindness

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

IGNorant Pointers

A group of spammers on IGN.

"OMGZORZ! HE IS TEH IGNorant Pointer!!1!ONE! CALL TEH MODS!!!"

by Teh alias December 12, 2004

Pointer of the Obvious

One whose sole job is to point out what should be obvious to people, but isn't. Sometimes considered a smart ass and yet is somehow almost always right.

The Pointer of the Obvious responded to my Urban Dictionary and made me look like an ass - what a jerk.

by Pointer of the Obvious August 24, 2008