TEH

Trans Exclusionary Homosexual. A Gay or Lesbian who will only date or have sex with people of the same biological sex as them. Also TEG or TEL.

The TEH won't date a Trans.

by pornstitute October 15, 2021

teh

Orginally started off as a typo for "the", but recently has changed a bit in meaning. "Teh" still means "the", however, it is mostly used in the same manner that spanish speaking people use the word "El".

"I got two cookies with teh whipped cream!" makes sense, but "I got two cookies with the whipped cream!" doesn't. Get what I mean?

by ScYtH May 24, 2004

teh

(addendum)
Has the ability to turn nearly any word into a noun.

My definitions are teh win!
That loser is teh sux.

by Bob Theman November 6, 2004

Tehness

A wicked shaman from <Purple Train>

Dude, Tehness just pwned my face in a duel. R1 LB is like his Ice Lance! :(

by Fr0 December 10, 2007

teh

Either a typo of the word "The" or a way to show extra emphasis onto the next word.

Good - "You am teh su><0r"
Good - "My poo smells like teh win"
Bad - "On teh first day of Christmas"
Bad - "Teh cow says, 'moooooo'"

by Jewsus January 7, 2004

teh

An expression used by idiots to helpfully identify themselves to other idiots.

Idiot 1: That's awesome.
Idiot 2: Wait, what?
Idiot 1: Uh, I mean, that's "TEH" awesome!
Idiot 2: Oh, thank god! For a second there I thought I wasn't talking to another idiot!
Idiot 1: "PNWED"!

by Moses Maybe October 1, 2005

teh

1) Typo for "the".
2) Very
3) An Asian name spellchecked with Microsoft Word.

1) "I just shot teh teacup."
2) "That is teh L337."
3) Teh.

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003