The fucking largest unorganized group of professional assholes since the Red Guards, Spammers are a blight upon the Internet and must be killed on sight. They are easy to distinguish from normal, respectable people in that they often look like a white 20-something year-old high school dropout, and are almost constantly surrounded in a visibly thick cloud of pot smoke. They enjoy filling Internet users' inboxes with messages demanding that they enlarge their penis as soon as humanly possible, offering them $25million dollars if they reveal their bank account or credit card number, etc. No one has any fucking idea how they make ANY kind of profit from these rediculous business practices. The only thing that I can think of is that these morons occasionally mail some Internet newbie or AOL user who actually responds to these messages in hopes of getting the advertised product, but instead recieves a bottle of painted skittles or a letter informing them that their bank account has been completely empty.
Spammers embody almost everything that is wrong with the Internet and deserve nothing short of being beaten to death with a Mideval flail weapon.
by C-can November 2, 2003
by fizzy August 29, 2003
I:Identifing spammers
II:How u can meet one
III:How to avoid
I:spammers are found on any email site including gmail and yahoo,but are found on other websites and games like ROBLOX,Minecraft servers(in particullary ones withought moderation) and others.
They can be classified in a) Pointless spammers,ussualy reformed from "guilds" of noobs,and dumb creatures having a primitive language called noobish which reffers in switching numbers with letters and spamming LOL and !!
b)comercial spammers(the scum of Earth) those are ussualy bots of a low end company that
spam ur email with commercial ads,and the best counter for about a day is to block them,
II:how u can meet one:this is an easy task on the comercial spammer but it is a bot,so the only spammer u can piss off is the pointless one,but u need to speak in nooobis for him to understand,like:LOLOLLOL!!!!!14411441 L3Av3 M3 Al0N3!!!!!! LOLOLOLOol!!l!!o!lo!l! Meaning "leave me alone",the spammer thinking ur from his kind,he will mabye leave u alone.
III:I told everyone how to avoid the comercial spammer,but the pointless one is smarter,having 20 alts to spam ur email or skipe,trying to rat ur PC or laptop.The best chance is to counterattack with a virus,bc he will have a chance of 80%to fall for it,ratting his pc/laptop,but some are smarter so if it continues to spam after u send his ownvirus,just don 't react ,he will get bored or will use a bot and forget,so a simple ban will be in the long game the win
II:How u can meet one
III:How to avoid
I:spammers are found on any email site including gmail and yahoo,but are found on other websites and games like ROBLOX,Minecraft servers(in particullary ones withought moderation) and others.
They can be classified in a) Pointless spammers,ussualy reformed from "guilds" of noobs,and dumb creatures having a primitive language called noobish which reffers in switching numbers with letters and spamming LOL and !!
b)comercial spammers(the scum of Earth) those are ussualy bots of a low end company that
spam ur email with commercial ads,and the best counter for about a day is to block them,
II:how u can meet one:this is an easy task on the comercial spammer but it is a bot,so the only spammer u can piss off is the pointless one,but u need to speak in nooobis for him to understand,like:LOLOLLOL!!!!!14411441 L3Av3 M3 Al0N3!!!!!! LOLOLOLOol!!l!!o!lo!l! Meaning "leave me alone",the spammer thinking ur from his kind,he will mabye leave u alone.
III:I told everyone how to avoid the comercial spammer,but the pointless one is smarter,having 20 alts to spam ur email or skipe,trying to rat ur PC or laptop.The best chance is to counterattack with a virus,bc he will have a chance of 80%to fall for it,ratting his pc/laptop,but some are smarter so if it continues to spam after u send his ownvirus,just don 't react ,he will get bored or will use a bot and forget,so a simple ban will be in the long game the win
by Asulsmallpp May 10, 2021
A clever, diabolical person who gets free non-stop advertisement across the globe in millions of peoples electronic mail boxes.
With no money in his pocket and no way to pay for television advertisements for his new creation The Girlfriend Remote, Gerald turned to SPAM and made millions of dollars in a month.
Clever boy.
Clever boy.
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 8, 2003
Someone who makes the most of their advanced technological knowledge to place advertisements online without having to pay any costs.
For example posting adverts to thousands of forums as regular users and regular forum posts without having to purchase advertising space.
For example posting adverts to thousands of forums as regular users and regular forum posts without having to purchase advertising space.
by shirtmaker October 7, 2010
The term "spammer" is often used in a derogatory manner to denounce people that are in general, smarter than everyone else. Or confused with spam, the processed meat product. Spammers, are quite simply, the baddest mother fuckers out there, so watch your backs...
by acidcash March 7, 2003
1. Someone who post needless amounts of crap on a forum.
2. Someone who sends too many e-mails to the same person.
3. Someone who will up a chat window with the same thing repeatedly, or something that means nothing at all.
2. Someone who sends too many e-mails to the same person.
3. Someone who will up a chat window with the same thing repeatedly, or something that means nothing at all.
by "I'm not giving my name to a machine!" December 30, 2004
